The 'I want to spam' thread

[carocat]

As the title says, spam to your hearts content in here. :cool:

[Liam]

http://static.flickr.com/30/59030853_7f93db7081.jpg

Its a carrot cat :eek:


A Brief History of the Carrot

Brief History

The bright orange fleshy root vegetable we know today as the carrot is a far cry from its wild ancestor, a small tough, pale fleshed acrid root plant. Probably no one would be eating carrots that were once small, very thin, red, purple, and even black taproots with a distasteful bitterness if no one had taken an interest in improving their flavour. Luckily, some motivated people took carrots under their horticultural wings and taught them how to be sweet, it's a long story..

The Wild Carrot - Daucus Carota - is one of the many plants which belongs to the natural order Umbelliferae. It is a common plant in pastures and by roadsides and especially likes light soils where it can soon turn into a weed.

To unravel the long history of the Carrot you have to go back a very long way. Fossil pollen from the Eocene period (55 to 34 million years go) has been identified as belonging to the Apiaceae (the carrot family). The carrot dates back about 5,000 years ago when the root was found to be growing in the area now known as Afghanistan. Temple drawings from Egypt in 2000 BC show a purple plant, which some Egyptologists believe to be a purple carrot. Egyptian papyruses containing information about treatment with carrot and its seeds were found in pharaoh crypts. Throughout the centuries Arab merchants travelled the trade routes of Arabia, Asia and Africa bringing home to their villages the seeds of the purple carrot. During these years the vegetable appeared in a variety of hues ranging from purple to white, pale yellow, red, green and black (but never orange!).

In Roman times carrots were purple or white. By the 10th century purple carrots were grown in Afghanistan, Pakistan and northern Iran. Moorish invaders are thought to have brought the purple and yellow variety from North Africa to Southern Europe around the 12th century. By the 13th century carrots are known to have grown in the fields of Germany and France.

Purple, white and yellow carrots were imported to southern Europe in the 14th century. Black, red and green carrots were also grown. Flemish refugees eventually introduced the vegetable to the shores of England in the 15th century. Orange roots, containing the pigment carotene, were not noted until the 16th century in Holland. This only came about thanks to patriotic Dutch growers who bred the vegetable to grow in the colours of the House of Orange. By the 1700s Holland was considered the leading country in carrot breeding and today's "modern" orange version is directly descended from the Dutch-bred carrots of this time. In an attempt to "nationalize" the country's favourite vegetable they began experiments on improving the pale yellow versions. These were crossed with red varieties containing anthocyanin to produce orange-coloured roots. Successive hybridization intensified the widely recognized "orange" colour of today.

The Beginnings

The Carrot originated some 5000 years ago in Middle Asia around Afghanistan, and slowly spread into the Mediterranean area. The first carrots were white, purple, red, yellow, green and black - not orange. Its roots were thin and turnip shaped. Temple drawings from Egypt in 2000 B.C. show a plant which some Egyptologists believe to represent a large carrot. Egyptian papyruses contain information about treatment with carrot and its seeds were found in pharaoh crypts. Carrot seeds have been found in prehistoric Swiss lake dwellings in Ronbenhausen giving clear evidence of human consumption. There is however no evidence of cultivation at this stage, more likely they were used for medicinal purposes. Similar findings appear also in ancient Glastonbury. Neolithic people savoured the roots of the wild carrot for its sweet, succulent flavour.

Carrots were recognised as one of the plants in the garden of the Egyptian king Merodach-Baladan in the eighth century B.C. It was placed amongst the aromatic herbs along with fennel, suggesting that the root was discounted, using only the pleasantly scented flowers and leaves in cooking. Merodach Baladan was the king of Babylon in 702 b.c., a Chaldean and father of Nabopolassar and grandfather of Nebuchadnezzar.

The exact lineage of carrots is difficult to trace as it was often confused by early horticulturalists with the parsnip, its close relative.

Carrots were well known to both the Greeks and Romans. During the first century, the Greeks cultivated a variety of root crops that included leeks, onions, radishes, turnips, and a poorly developed variety of carrots. The unpleasant tasting carrots were rarely eaten but were applied medicinally. Though the Greeks excelled in cultivating many food plants, they never succeeded in developing the carrot into a flavourful vegetable. Even Galen, the 2nd century physician at the court of Marcus Aurelius, stated that the wild carrot is less fit to be eaten than the cultivated variety. They cultivated carrots in their kitchen gardens. These varieties are thought to have been 'forked' with white roots, not unlike the roots of today's wild carrot.

The Romans often ate carrots raw, dressed in oil, salt and vinegar or they cooked them with a sauce made from cumin, salt, old wine and oil. The Romans invading Britain in the second century AD brought leeks, onions, garden carrots, garlic, fennel, mint, thyme, parsley and coriander to name but a few. The Greeks called the carrot "Philtron" and used it as a love medicine to make men more ardent and women more yielding. The Carrot is mentioned by Greek and Latin writers under various names however it was not always distinguished from the Parsnip and Skirret, which are closely allied to it. The name Pastinace was used for both at the time of Pliny the Elder and is based on the verb pastinare - to dig up. Galen in the 2nd century attempted to distinguish the two by giving the wild carrot the name Daucus Pastinaca.

The Greeks had three words each of which could be applied to the properties of the carrot: "Sisaron", first occurring in the writings of Epicharmus, a comic poet (500 B.C.); "Staphylinos", used by Hippocrates (430 B.C.) and "Elaphoboscum", used by Dioscorides (first century AD).

Hippocrates (430BC) The physician and scholar is well known and revered as the father of modern medicine and formalised many herbal cures. Less known is the stress he placed on diet in maintaining health. In medical science, people basically thought the mind and the body was an inseparable thing and the moral view of disease was that diseases were a punishment for a sin. On the other hand Hippocrates saw that diseases occur by natural causes. The assertion of Hippocrates, a doctor from Cos Island in Greece and that of his followers remains and his complete works have commanded universal admiration for a long time as the highest scriptures in the field of medical science. Even today the sublime spirit of Hippocrates serves as pattern for others, so every person seeking for the occupation of doctor is bound to swear the Hypocritical oath at least once.

Hippocrates said "Let food be your medicine and medicine your food". In the following description of cooking methods, his primary concern is to counteract the potentially harmful effects of strongly flavoured foods with the ultimate goal of easing their digestion and passage through the body. He also reveals some of the basic preferences of ancient Greek cuisine.

"The powers of foods severally ought to be diminished or increased in the following way...Take away their power from strong foods by boiling and cooling many times; remove moisture from moist things by grilling and roasting them; soak and moisten dry things, soak and boil salt things, bitter and sharp things mix with sweet, and astringent things mix with oily."
For example, foods like cabbage, carrots and turnips were boiled several times, fish or lamb would have been grilled, and an herb like sorrel would have been dressed with oil.

Columella (1st century AD) briefly mentions the carrot. He talks of the field parsnip and a cultivated variety which bears the name and which the Greeks called "staphylinos". He also mentions that the unopened flowers were collected and stored as herbs. Columella, Lucius Junius Moderatus - (b. 1st century AD, Gades, Spain) was a Roman soldier and farmer who wrote a twelve volume treatise on all aspects of Roman farming and extensively on agriculture and kindred subjects in the hope of arousing a love for farming and a simple life. He became in early life a tribune of the legion stationed in Syria, but neither an army career nor the law attracted him, and he took up farming in Italy.

In Latin, pastinaca refers to the parsnip or the carrot. Related words in that language are pastinare, 'to dig', and pastinum, a two-pronged digging fork or dibble, which probably lent its name to these vegetables because they so often formed forked roots in the ground. In archaic English pastinate, means 'land prepared for planting'. Pliny also said "It has become quite a common proverb that in wine there is truth."

Dioscorides wrote "Ye root ye thickness of a finger, a span long, sweet-smelling, edible being sodden [boiled]. Of this ye seed being drank...and it is good for ye [painful discharge of urine] in potions, and for ye bitings and strokes of venomous beasts; they say also, that they which take it before hand shall take no wrong of wilde beasts. It co-operates also to conception, and it also being [diuretic], both provoketh [poison], and being applied; but the leaves being beaten small with honey, and laid on, doth cleanse rapidly spreading destructive ulceration of soft tissues." He recommended the seeds of Wild Carrot for the relief of urinary retention, to stimulate menstruation and to "wake up the genital virtue."

[Pirate Balloon]

Liam only found that because he was searching for "upskirt"

[Liam]

Liam only found that because he was searching for "upskirt"


I was actually searching for "DayCs fave sites" :|

[Pirate Balloon]

But DayC is into anime

[Liam]

But DayC is into anime

Yeah, i guess some mongtard put this pic in the wrong place then :(

[Pirate Balloon]

*breaks dayc's drainpipe... by MISTAKE*

[Liam]

*breaks dayc's drainpipe... by MISTAKE*


*kicks DayCs 'ed in... BY MISTAKE*

[Pirate Balloon]

How the hell do you kick someone's 'ed in by mistake? Like you slipped and fell, proceeding to stick a boot in lad a few times?

[Liam]

yeah also i was wearing shoes with random swords attaced :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

what make were they lad? i bet they were fake

[Liam]

they were friggin genuine fake replica lacostes lad


Dust
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After just three years of use, dust has blocked this laptop heat sink, making the computer unusableDust is a general name for minute solid particles with diameters less than 500 micrometers (otherwise, see sand or granulates and, more generally, finely divided matter). On Earth, dust occurs in the atmosphere from various sources; soil dust lifted up by wind, volcanic eruptions, and pollution are some examples. Airborne dust is considered an aerosol and can have a strong local radiative forcing on the atmosphere and significant effects on climate. In addition, if composed of a flammable substance (such as flour or coal dust), under some circumstances it can be an explosion hazard.

Dust is responsible for the lung disease known as Pneumoconiosis, including black lung disease, which occurs among coal miners. This danger has resulted in a number of laws regulating environmental standards for working conditions.

Contents [hide]
1 House dust
2 Dust in outer space
3 Dust in fiction
4 Dust in religion
5 See also
6 Sources
7 Reference
8 External links



[edit] House dust

A sample of house dust and hairDust in homes, offices, and other human environments is mainly generated by the inhabitants, and mainly from their skin cells that slough off. About 70 percent of the dust content is made up of dead human skin cells.[citation needed] Some atmospheric dust from the outdoors is also present. On average, approximately 6 mg/m2/day[1] of house dust is formed in private households, depending primarily on the amount of time spent at home. "Dust bunnies" are little clumps of fluff that form when sufficient dust accumulates.

Insects and other small fauna found in houses have their own subtle interactions with dust that may have adverse impact on the health of its regular occupants. Thus, in many climates it is wise to keep a modicum of airflow going through a house, by keeping doors and windows open or at least slightly ajar. Once outside, dust particles are borne away by the breeze or disintegrated by sunlight. In colder climates, it is essential to manage dust and airflow, since the climate encourages occupants to seal even the smallest air gaps, and thus eliminate any possibility of fresh air entering.

House dust mites are on all surfaces and even suspended in air. Dust mites feed on minute particles of organic matter, the main constituent of house dust. They excrete enzymes to digest dust particles; these enzymes and their feces, in turn, become part of house dust and can provoke allergic reactions in humans. Dust mites flourish in the fibers of bedding, furniture, and carpets.

The particles that make up house dust can easily become airborne, so care must be exercised when removing dust, as the activity intended to sanitize or remove dust may make it airborne. One way to repel dust is with some kind of electrical charge, but house dust can be removed by as many as 10 methods, such as: wiping, swiping, or sweeping by hand, or with a dust cloth, sponge, duster, or broom, or by suction by a vacuum cleaner or air filter. The device being used traps the dust; however, some may become airborne and come to settle in the cleaner's lungs, thus making the activity somewhat hazardous.


[edit] Dust in outer space
Cosmic dust is widely present in space, where gas and dust clouds are primary precursors for planetary systems. The zodiacal light, seen in the sky on a dark night, is produced by sunlight reflected from particles of dust in orbit around the Sun. The tails of comets are produced by emissions of dust and ionized gas from the body of the comet. Dust also covers solid planetary bodies, and vast dust storms can occur on Mars that can cover almost the entire planet. Interstellar dust is found between the stars, and high concentrations can produce diffuse nebulae and reflection nebulae.

Dust samples returned from outer space could provide information about conditions in the early solar system. Several spacecraft have been launched in an attempt to gather samples of dust and other materials. Among these was Stardust, which flew past Comet Wild 2 in 2004 and returned a capsule of the remains of the comet to the U.S. in January 2006. The Japanese Hayabusa spacecraft is currently on a mission to collect samples of dust from the surface of an asteroid.


[edit] Dust in fiction
In JM Barrie's children's novel Peter Pan (1911), "pixie dust" is a substance used to help create magical effects.
In Clark Ashton Smith's short horror story "The Treader In The Dust" (1935) [1], a scholar unwittingly calls forth a demon that personifies dustiness.
In the Peanuts comic strip, the character Pig-Pen (1954) is constantly surrounded by a cloud of dust.
In Arthur C. Clarke's A Fall of Moondust (1961), 21st century tourists "cruise" across the Moon's "Seas" that have filled over eons with very fine dust, which is so fine that it almost behaves like water.
In Hal Clement's short science fiction story "Dust Rag" (1965), two astronauts struggle with dust that stuck to their helmets, blinding them.
In Philip Pullman's best-selling series His Dark Materials (1995), dust (or "Dust", as it is spelled in the books) plays an important part by creating a connection between different worlds.
In the TV comedy Little Britain (2003), Fat Fighters group leader Marjorie Dawes distinctively instructs the dieters to eat dust as it is "low in fat."

[edit] Dust in religion
In ancient Sumerian mythology:

The afterlife consists of the dreary "House of Dust and Darkness".
In the Bible:

In Genesis 3:19, God — following The Fall, Adam and Eve's transgression — states to the couple (representing humanity):
By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return. [Emphasis added]
This latter clause is used in the Ash Wednesday service in some churches for the administering of ashes.

In Genesis 13:16, God states to Abram (later Abraham):
I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted.

[edit] See also
Wikimedia Commons has media related to:
DustDust Bowl
Particulate

[edit] Sources
^ House dust formation rate (in German)

[edit] Reference
Holmes, Hannah; (2001)The Secret Life of Dust. Wiley. ISBN 0-471-37743-0

[edit] External links
The Bibliography of Aeolian Research
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust"
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[Pirate Balloon]

you ever smelt burning dust, son?

[Liam]

Only on 10 bob 'eds big fat 'ed

[Pirate Balloon]

ahaha, what

[BIG D 04]

Looks like you are all alone, Door's this way -------------> Door (http://www.google.com/search?q=sites%20to%20spam%20on)

[carocat]

Door's this way -------------> Door (http://barbie.com)
Haha, quality. :D

I'm getting kind of worried at your constant use of the Barbie site though. ;)

[BIG D 04]

Oh yea back....Didn't think you could stay away :p

[IcemanLeigh]

Funny stuff. Is it ironic that the most interesting read on the forums, is the one created to stop people doing what they arnt allowed to do on the forum..

(including the stuff that got deleted ;) )

[Pirate Balloon]

Thats pretty much how the world works!

[Gaskin]

Did you know that the longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched", all of the clocks in 'Pulp Fiction' are stuck on 4:20 and that Cat's urine glows under a blacklight?

By Cat's I do not mean Carocat.
Although, it is slightly funny to think about it that way.

[Enraged Wang 07]

Did YOU know that Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle, Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it, and finally every death in the 'Godfather' trilogy has oranges in the scene.

[Chet Webley]

http://www.physics.upenn.edu/~pcn/spam.gif

[Tim]

http://macrochan.org/source/D/M/DMVOO2VQWZFBQG5ND4AWZ2SPZWORZQJB.jpg

http://macrochan.org/source/D/E/DEJLFEU7MMT5JK3WXUOV3XJYMZUA5BMU.jpeg

[Backflip]

I've been going through some of the XL photos recently and found this beauty:

http://www.kill3rhertz.com/backflip/wtf.jpg

60 year old Pro-Gamerz FTW?

[Pirate Balloon]

no

...............

[Liam]

Wait a minute, Thats my nan!

WHEY!!!!!!!!!

[Pirate Balloon]

Wheeeeeeeeeyyyyy!

[Liam]

Yeah shes proper sound and ****. She bought me like this boss brown and red and yellow and green and blue and red and brown and yellow and PERPULL propper yelolow and green. Although I think she got it cheap coz it was from da market and it was proper stained inside with like piss and stuff. It only cost like

[Pirate Balloon]

what

........

[Liam]

you 'erd you faggort

[Pirate Balloon]

ah ghet ma good stuff from dangerous dave, although he prefers top be called dayc toi protect his identiuty ;)

but liek dis one time right, i asked im fo tic tacs cos me breath was all liek yeeaa y'know dat advert were the dogs comes out the guys moyuth and stuff, yeah liek dat ****, fuuuucked up lad

but when i got them they werent tiv tacs at all dey were fookin lsd pills so instead of my breath smelling nice i was compleltly smakced off me tits

this all took place place 3 miutes ago

[Pie In The Sky]

Anyone else find it interesting how 23 of the 33 posts in this topic are made by either Pirate Balloon or Liam?
Now there's a statistic if ever I saw one!

[Burning Toast]

also notice how 23 out of the 33 post are riddled with spelling mistakes and full of text / chav talk!!!!! - Jebus :p

[Liam]

Yeah, its called having a laugh. I think everyone is too serious on this forum.

[Retro]

You are actually running this forum, it has gone down hill soooooooo bad since you started posting here, and actually you might be the first person to go on my block list on here.

[Pirate Balloon]

More like, it's more active now.

[Liam]

You are actually running this forum, it has gone down hill soooooooo bad since you started posting here, and actually you might be the first person to go on my block list on here.


How sad. Get a life.

[Retro]

Its more active with morons, this place is so close to death, most of the threads have had nothing posted in for days, and the only posts that are, are mindless spamming of you and your little friend[s].

[Pie In The Sky]

It's true.
Halo3 will bring a new lease of life to these boards though.

[Chet Webley]

Its more active with morons, this place is so close to death, most of the threads have had nothing posted in for days, and the only posts that are, are mindless spamming of you and your little friend[s].

as opposed to useful, witty & intelligent posts like this one?

:rolleyes:

[Enraged Wang 07]

Wouldn't it be easier if you two battled it out on msn?

[Mazzy]

Wouldn't it be easier if you two battled it out on msn?

it would but they would still post random crap all over the forum, so if its in one place, you can ignore it. :D.

[Pirate Balloon]

*fights everybody in here*

[Retro]

Wouldn't it be easier if you two battled it out on msn?


He doesn't have msn.

[Pirate Balloon]

Why was Liam's great drugs post deleted? Mine doesnt make sense now :(

[Liam]

Pirate Balloon you smack 'ed

[Pirate Balloon]

no you're da bag 'ed

[YUKIMURA300]

What a fun looking thread :)

Why is it I'm the only Japanese/Mexican/Non WWE wrestling fan on here? Its 10000% better than Worlds Worst Entertainment. TNA have their own game coming out this year or next :). Then you'll see all high flying craziness;)

Oh nice forum layout. Could'nt stand the last one.

[Colbzz]

This is da best thread ever
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[Demon]

Wow, must have taken you some time to type that out ;) :p

[YUKIMURA300]

I'll just post a random piccy then:

http://ca1n.c.yimg.jp/sports/sn2006122321481600051689m/sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/pict/200612/im00051689.jpg

Headropping ownage :)

[Pirate Balloon]

this thread wouldnt be here it wasnt for me and liam

pay your respects

[DayC]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7531/random20007qm5.jpg

[Liam]

http://homepage.mac.com/reelmagik1/.cv/reelmagik1/Sites/.Pictures/WEB-MAKEUP%20FX/Screaming-Corpse-1.jpg-thumb_269_202.jpg

[Razor]

http://static.flickr.com/51/119646136_698791408d_m.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

he's gonna grow up to realise that the N64 is besically a bigger SNES

[Liam]

Who? This guy? :eek:

http://homepage.mac.com/reelmagik1/.cv/reelmagik1/Sites/.Pictures/WEB-MAKEUP%20FX/Screaming-Corpse-1.jpg-thumb_269_202.jpg

[DayC]

No this guy!

http://students.washington.edu/devanjw/public/random/Face.jpg

[Liam]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/mygoodmojo/new%20funny%20stuff/happy-frog.jpg

The frog would like to thank you DayC...

http://beyond.hjsoft.com/gallery2/d/5124-2/soulbuddy_smiling.jpg
Also, this image came up when i searched for "Smiling mammoth" on Google images :|

[DayC]

Yeah well this chimp would like to thank you.......

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/603/chimpwithagunnt8.jpg

[Razor]

http://www.uprightcitizens.org/25/images/poostick.jpg

Thats the result of searching poostick on google :eek:

[DayC]

Relating to Razorlyte's post....

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f165/aimmer452/turd.jpg


Loolg?

[Liam]

Sorry DayC but in this thread there are:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/No_Weenies_Allowed.jpg

[DayC]

yeah well....

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/48/yousuckhk7.jpg

[Gaskin]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8791/benandmepd3.th.jpg (http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?image=benandmepd3.jpg)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3532/tehmepienpoooo6.jpg

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/3743/daycliamazureur9.th.jpg (http://img453.imageshack.us/my.php?image=daycliamazureur9.jpg)

:D

[Liam]

I Don't Believe It!!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/graham.a.newman/victor.jpg

[DayC]

OMFG! Was that Azure?

I don't believe it!!!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42007000/jpg/_42007024_victormeldrew1bbc203300.jpg




You got here first damn you Liam!

[danitfc]

spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam spamspamspam

carrot what da hell

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/neanderthal.jpg&imgrefurl=http://feeds.chron.com/~r/houstonchronicle/sciguy/~3/49829702/hello_mr_neande.html&h=250&w=203&sz=15&hl=en&start=12&tbnid=uHwKczewHoaaKM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhello%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

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[Liam]

Well done getting your post count up danitfc...

[Tim]

http://macrochan.org/source/Y/R/YRYWCKWJODN2ZLFN2E3U5TECKII4ZBQQ.jpeg

[Liam]

What the **** is that meant to be...

[Tim]

[QUOTE=Dictionary]
word

[Backflip]

http://www.kill3rhertz.com/backflip/star-trek-cribs.jpg (http://www.kill3rhertz.com/backflip/star-trek-cribs.html)

[danitfc]

laim you cant talk youve got more posts then me and u and pritatebatallaon spam on every thread and go of on random subjects such as youve sarted threads that are vertaily identical

plus you always post the most random bulshit with crap like


highfive


none of youre posts have any relevents to the tread



oh yeah and



you just got owned


you noob

[Razor]

http://gimpi.candjsolutions.com/stuff/orly.jpg

[danitfc]

yep
lol
lol

[Gaskin]

The morale of the story, always have correct spelling and punctuation.

[DayC]

none of youre posts have any relevents to the tread

Neither do your posts.

And his posts must have relevance to this thread at least because they are spam and this is the spam thread.

Learn to spell to the point where we can at least understand you... 'noob'

Still keeping up?

Damn it! I'm posting in one sentence paragraphs like you.

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

[Liam]

laim you cant talk youve got more posts then me and u and pritatebatallaon spam on every thread and go of on random subjects such as youve sarted threads that are vertaily identical

plus you always post the most random bulshit with crap like


highfive


none of youre posts have any relevents to the tread



oh yeah and



you just got owned


you noob

At least I have friends.

[Chet Webley]

The morale of the story, always have correct spelling and punctuation.

shoulda been a colon there, young gaskin.....

and there's no E in moral :p

[Tim]

http://macrochan.org/source/T/N/TN3L56RNH3FSK5XXRNRN3ZNARNSQZ4X2.jpg

[Liam]

http://macrochan.org/source/T/N/TN3L56RNH3FSK5XXRNRN3ZNARNSQZ4X2.jpg

What the HELL are they meant to be? :|

[Gaskin]

shoulda been a colon there, young gaskin.....

and there's no E in moral :p

You obviously didn't understand the point.

[danitfc]

was that suppose to be a come back liam

new paragraph for day c wit pooor spellllin 4 gaskin

[Gaskin]

What the hell are you on about? I can't even tell what you're saying. Learn how to spell, please.

[danitfc]

dont worry

[danitfc]

in relation to da i want to spam thread

who do you think are the the worst 3 spammers on this site

for me

in first liam
in second private bataloon
and with honesty and well admitted
in third me danitfc

[danitfc]

also laim ur a scouse no opion from u

[carocat]

in relation to da i want to spam thread

who do you think are the the worst 3 spammers on this site

for me

in first liam
in second private bataloon
and with honesty and well admitted
in third me danitfc
That doesn't deserve it's own thread which is why I moved it in here.

Please keep any spam posts in here.

Thankyou.

[Gaskin]

Scousers ftw.

[Tim]

What the HELL are they meant to be? :|
http://macrochan.org/source/X/M/XMAFG5OMLQ5NYBFIAI7UFX3RRRVJMHA3.jpg
http://macrochan.org/source/M/6/M6PBD3HE6CY6VK6M3W3WBVEKJC7UYBQP.jpg

[Backflip]

I know it

[carocat]

I posted that in the video thread a few weeks back, but never mind....

[Backflip]

o rly lol :'(

[Pirate Balloon]

laim you cant talk youve got more posts then me and u and pritatebatallaon spam on every thread and go of on random subjects such as youve sarted threads that are vertaily identical

plus you always post the most random bulshit with crap like


highfive


none of youre posts have any relevents to the tread



oh yeah and



you just got owned


you noobyou wouldnt even be able to post in this thread if it wasnt for us, foo

[DayC]

Backflip I still don't get how that video is funny :|

[danitfc]

u mean people like u nd laim spamin and pissin every1 of so they made a seperte thread for u

[Gaskin]

I wish I could have my own 'seperte' thread for spelling. *Dreams of the days when people will learn*

[danitfc]

lol good one

[danitfc]

laim how many threads have you not posted on u could proberbly count that on one hand

[Gaskin]

Can I please make you some sort of sig at some point? I mean no offense but the one you have at the moment actually makes my eyes bleed. I'm guessing you've done that on paint? Or it's really badly rendered on P/S or something. Much love.

[danitfc]

k sure it is just pixulated
but im fine with a new one

[carocat]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1344/windowserrornetdo8.gif

[Tim]

http://macrochan.org/source/C/2/C2V2LBAUFLEFQHXU32TG7SR7JQFO5XU5.jpg

[Liam]

laim how many threads have you not posted on u could proberbly count that on one hand

Me and you are quite similar. The only differences being:
1. I can speak English
2. I am not a mong

[Gaskin]

Right that's it, I've decided I'm going to officially adopt Liam as my child.

You make me giggle.

[Pirate Balloon]

Rather sick, seeing as how he's older than you. I'm actually surpised the word "mong" hasn't been outlawed for political correctness yet.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1344/windowserrornetdo8.gifHow come i dont have a "let me view boobies" button >: (

[Liam]

Right that's it, I've decided I'm going to officially adopt Liam as my child.

You make me giggle.

:D I'm almost as happy as these guys :)

http://www.harumiantiques.com/website/10-1998/10-1998-7bg.jpg

http://www.dentaldistortions.com/images/jpegs/the%20Mask.jpg

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ICL/ICL129/NET_018.jpg

Please ignore the copyright on the random final image. Thank you.

[Gaskin]

Rather sick, seeing as how he's older than you.: (

How do you know this? You're not stalking my child are you?

[Pirate Balloon]

:D I'm almost as happy as these guys :)you wont be so happy when i *KICKS YOU IN THE GODDAMN EYE*

How do you know this? You're not stalking my child are you?i dont even give a **** if you're roleplaying here, but Liam told me how old you were, and i know when Liam's birthday is

[Liam]

Gaskin is 36 :eek:




This may or may not be true

[Gaskin]

I would merge your double post, but it looks as though my magical powers have gone. Now let's see how long it takes a mod to notice the double post. *waits for Cat to turn up*

[Liam]

I would merge your double post, but it looks as though my magical powers have gone. Now let's see how long it takes a mod to notice the double post. *waits for Cat to turn up*

*Doubts you will have to wait very long*

[Razor]

I would merge your double post, but it looks as though my magical powers have gone. Now let's see how long it takes a mod to notice the double post. *waits for Cat to turn up*

My first mod action lol

[Liam]

Double posts are cool :D unlike most of the mods on here ;)

[Pirate Balloon]

yeah, the report button is linked to her pager


Pager: "DOUBLE POST ON MATCHBOX360"
Cat: "SHIIIIIIT" *drops dinner and runs to computer*

[carocat]

My first mod action lol
Want a medal now? :p

So you're saying I spend a lot of time on here? What about you?

[Gaskin]

No he's saying you're the only mod who does anything (except me but that's out of question now I guess). Well done Ben, just make sure you do atleast fourty things everyday otherwise you'll get spanked. :rolleyes:

[Liam]

yeah, the report button is linked to her pager


Pager: "DOUBLE POST ON MATCHBOX360"
Cat: "SHIIIIIIT" *drops dinner and runs to computer*


more like linked to her FACE

[DayC]

Wtf why is gaskin not a mod?

[Gaskin]

Don't worry yourself, I'm currently in discussion with Cat so this problem can be resolved.

[DayC]

Don't worry yourself, I'm currently in discussion with Cat so this problem can be resolved.

Best be resolved or personal merder will have to be carried out. :mad:

[Tim]

http://coptalk.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/yawn-715813.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

hey why dont we let EVERYBODY be mod because thats the way its going!

[Gaskin]

hey why dont we let EVERYBODY be mod because thats the way its going!

Just because one person was allowed into the mod team doesn't mean everybody, silly. :p

[DayC]

hey why dont we let EVERYBODY be mod because thats the way its going!

Yeah might aswell:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Fonzie.jpg/180px-Fonzie.jpg

[carocat]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7434/colourtestam2.jpg

[DayC]

http://www.phiblo.twistedmindz.co.uk/prawned.jpg

[carocat]

Haha, nice one DayC.

[Razor]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/lol.jpg

[Liam]

Just found these moderator rules:

Don't visit the forums you are moderating often. Twice a month is enough. Nobody cares.
Don't start new threads at your forum. That's the users' responsibility. You are only there for editing and deleting threads.
Argue with users as much as you can. You don't have anything to loose since you are the moderator. Never bring personal matters to private messages. And remember that your opinion is the only one that counts.
Don't respect the other members, make fun of them. If they make spelling errors then criticize them, if they have a poor or unargumented opinion destroy them with words. If they ask for help about using the forum don't help them.
If nobody answers a thread don't answer yourself, the user didn't wanted an answer anyway.
If a user makes a dupe thread in the forum don't be nice, it's the users’ fault not to know the 40+ pages that the forum has in search of a similar thread. And never ever give him a link to the content he is searching for.
Don't edit the bad words in posts. Fights are fun!
If a user is misbehaving don't ban him immediately, try sending him a private message or a warning.
Don't close all the threads you want. Users hate to see closed threads.
A way to be cool is to talk about the private forum threads in the public forum. Administrators love the fact that you tell all the users about the content of the private threads.

Does carocat break the ones in bold?

[Pirate Balloon]

That's a pretty awesome set of rules. At least that way people would get a chance to stick up for themslves, and FORCE people to back up thier opinions and statements when challenged.

[danitfc]

oh yeah thats what u think

[Pirate Balloon]

Well i think it's pretty stupid when someone preaches form their high horse, and someone, for example, me, calls them out on some of the points they made, they'll proberbly just ignore it or shout at me for starting a flame war. It's annoying.

[carocat]

I'll just go with this one from now on then?

And remember that your opinion is the only one that counts.

[Liam]

I'll just go with this one from now on then?

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA


No.

[Pirate Balloon]

I'll just go with this one from now on then?I cant even tell if you're being serious or not, but you better not be.

[Liam]

I think my reply was much better...

[Pirate Balloon]

you wanna fight

YOU WANNA ****IN FI-*WINDMILLS*


FOOKEN AVE IT

[Liam]

you wanna fight

YOU WANNA ****IN FI-*WINDMILLS*


FOOKEN AVE IT
FECKIN BRING IT LAD

*Puts keys in hand and makes them count*


http://www.vkmag.com/images/guerrilla/guerrilla/rud/2006/tokyowallpapers2/tokyo_2_wallpaper_sumo.jpg

[carocat]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5937/timewasteruz5.gif

[Hursti]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5937/timewasteruz5.gif

Actually, that only took 3 :D

[DayC]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c137/acole555/20050219-sponge-bob.gif

[Pirate Balloon]

DayC bringin out the big guns now!

[Gaskin]

Two tickets to the gun show (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/krw2008/tjgunshow.jpg)

[danitfc]

or not lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DayC]

or not lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/stfu-40835.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

aahahaha, you cant beat the muppets

you muppet

[Tim]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/firewolflike/116748514346455981.gif

[Liam]

Looks like you are all alone, Door's this way -------------> Door (http://www.google.com/search?q=sites%20to%20spam%20on)

looks like you were wrong BIG D you F.A.G :D

[DayC]

looks like you were wrong BIG D you F.A.G :D

Yeah Big D you Friendly Angry Giant

[Liam]

TOMMY DICK FINGERS

http://www.browncsa.com/albums/album07/P7130029.jpg

http://www.scintilla.utwente.nl/~tjeerdp/wall/grover-1280x1024.jpg
Hairy Blue und red burger 'ed

http://lists.national.anglican.ca:81/primate/photo/ah-2004-03-large.jpg

http://www.eurekalert.org/images/release_graphics/ornl-clock1090303.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

sorry double post

[Pirate Balloon]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/firewolflike/116748514346455981.gif
http://www.psychoholiday.com/uploader/files/1/carocatislargerthanthemoon.jpg

[carocat]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8453/tickedoffcq8.gif

[That's what you want to see, right? Me annoyed? I'm just impressed that you went through the hassle to be honest. You must either be really bored or just have nothing better to do?]

[DayC]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8453/tickedoffcq8.gif

[That's what you want to see, right? Me annoyed? I'm just impressed that you went through the hassle to be honest. You must either be really bored or just have nothing better to do?]

Thats you annoyed? :|

Mind you i'd be annoyed too if I was an emoticon who had arms like rayman and my mouth randomly moved up the side of my face whilst bouncing up and down :p

[carocat]

I absolutely love that emoticon! I can't remember where I got that from either....?

[Liam]

Are you larger than the moon carocat? :eek:

[Gaskin]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/5/2/752dc7a1c99e1c09e43b66c530ff93bb.jpg

We all had our thoughts about Buzz and Woody being gay.

[Pirate Balloon]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8453/tickedoffcq8.gif

[That's what you want to see, right? Me annoyed? I'm just impressed that you went through the hassle to be honest. You must either be really bored or just have nothing better to do?]
admit it, it was funny

[Liam]

*High Fives Pirate Balloon*

[carocat]

I didn't think it is funny, I'm just surprised that you have nothing better to do than annoy me?

[Liam]

*waits for witty comeback from Pirate Balloon*

[Pirate Balloon]

I think i can spare 5/10 minutes of my afternoon for that, yes.

*dissapoints Liam*

[carocat]

If you have that little to do and can't think of anything better than to annoy people on internet forums....

[Liam]

*Waits for better comeback from Pirate Balloon*

[DayC]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/645/pirateballoonformodrb0.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

I said 5/10 MINUTES. Of my AFTERNOON. This is FIVE TO TEN minutes out of TWELVE hours. I do have a lot to do. I do it in the afternoon. I can't video edit and manage a website and listen to music for 12 hours solidly (well i can, it's just not that great), so in my FIVE TO TEN MINUTE breaks i like to post, yes.


i like how you thought that having 5/10 minutes spare time ment having feck all to do, and i was that sad i resorted to "mindless **** stirring" on a forum.

[carocat]

Well, forgive me for thinking you don't have anything better to do. I mean, how could I not think that with all the time you try to annoy me on here. ;)

[Gaskin]

It doesn't help that you're easily annoyed. Next time just laugh along, then they'll soon stop.

[Liam]

Thats what you think... *Shifty eyes*

[carocat]

Thats what you think... *Shifty eyes*
Why am I not surprised...? ;)

[Pirate Balloon]

If you have that little to do and can't think of anything better than to annoy people on internet forums.......I should what?

[carocat]

You should find something better to do? :p

[DayC]

Why am I not surprised...? ;)

because, because err because...

http://www.phiblo.twistedmindz.co.uk/prawned.jpg




:|

[Liam]

http://www.zettweb.com/grab-a-picture/veckans/tidigare/shrimp16.jpg
PRAWNED!

[Razor]

Gaskin doesn't like swearing

[carocat]

because, because err because...

http://www.phiblo.twistedmindz.co.uk/prawned.jpg

Haha, that picture makes me laugh every time. :D

[Liam]

Razorlyte that is possibly the most unfunny thing I have ever seen.

[DayC]

http://www.nerdland.net/~darkhand/serendipity/prawned.jpg

[carocat]

DayC, how many of those have you got?

[Liam]

Two words... Prawn fetish

[DayC]

Two words... Prawn fetish

Yep..

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9215/pppickupaprawncs4.jpg


DayC, how many of those have you got?

As many as I need to prawn people.

[carocat]

That is quite worrying. ;)

Anyways, this made me laugh:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1263/bsodpf9.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

Razorlyte that is possibly the most unfunny thing I have ever seen.Why what was it?

hhaha, he edited it out

[Liam]

As many as I need to prawn people.

aka one hell of a big stash o' shrimp

Gaskin doesn't like swearing

Gaskin doesn't like you. Neither does anyone else.

[Razor]

:( Nobody likes me boowho.

[Gaskin]

I actually love Ben, but that's a different story.

[DayC]

I actually love Ben, but that's a different story.

I actually murdered Jesus, but that's a different story.

[Pirate Balloon]

As many as I need to prawn people.notice how DayC never actually "prwns" people, he just posts prwnd pictures when somebody else does



he's liek the the little scrawny kid who hangs around with the big bullys, after they big guys beat you up DayC learns over and goes "YEAH." *shakes fist*


which is quite handy, DayC can roll with me

[Liam]

I was joking 'Ben', if that is your real name :eek:

Pirate Balloon, he posted a pic of some army guy saying, "4 words, shut the **** up"

[DayC]

YEAH! *shakes fist*

[gradinator]

IRAQ -- It has been revealed today that former dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, was involved in a "Happy Slapping" incident during his execution. Officals say what was supposed to be a sombre but important turning point in the history of the nation descended into a farce.

"Happy Slapping" which roughly means a group of scum beating the living daylights out of an old pensioner while being filmed by a low-quality video mobile phone, and posting it on Youtube, was originally thought up by some bright spark in northern England, but has now spread all over the world. It is obvious that it has now reached Iraq.

Eyewitnesses say they saw a group of 'yoofs' break into the scene of the execution armed with airhorns, kazoos and cheap mobile phones. They then taunted Saddam, and kicked him in the face a number of times, before leaving. They also demanded three 'fake executions' of Saddam, where he would be brought back up shorty before death, then sent down again. This was denied, so they shouted abuse at everyone, then left.

"How they even managed to parade around Baghdad with video phones without getting mugged is a mystery to me." said a spokesman for the Iraqi police. " We blame rogue agents of the police, who are just in it for the car and the gun or just 'avin a laugh."

The American military today codemned the taunting, saying "It wasn't us. Wow, that's like, the first time since 2003 we can say that!"

[Razor]

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first was a draftsman, the second an accountant, the third was a pharmacist and the fourth was an unemployed painter and decorater.

To show off, the draftsman called to his dog:

[Liam]

This is for wooj:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/th_GFYU7.gif

[Pirate Balloon]

D: oh gosh

[danitfc]

lol spam thread is like a lol thread

[DayC]

lol spam thread is like a lol thread

Your life is just one big LOL thread.

[Pirate Balloon]

lol spam thread is like a lol threadEverybody, the PB and Liam show.

*takes a bow*




*DayC shakes fist and goes "YEAH"*

[Gaskin]

This thread makes me hard..
http://img34.imagevenue.com/loc487/th_37437_8be8a087a0f94c6ad82c8e8e9fde_123_487lo.jp g

[Pirate Balloon]

So if you want a horse, dont plant a tree.



Thanks for reading, i hope it helps :)

Topic moved, this thread is not 'Worth a read'.

[Liam]

I thought to myself this morning, "You gotta get a horse", you know for getting places quicker, bein' the sherrif etc. The I thought, I'll just plant a tree to get one. I was just about to plat some horse seeds that I just got from the market aswell.

Seriously, this thread really saved me loads of time. Just imagine how much tim I would have wasted planting a tree, watering it, sitting there watching it grow, talking to it etc. Thanks Pirate Balloon.

*High Fives Pirate Balloon*

[carocat]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2185/gremlinsphotogremlins62cg1.jpg

Really need to watch the Gremlins again....

[IcemanLeigh]

I thought to myself this morning, "You gotta get a horse", you know for getting places quicker, bein' the sherrif etc. The I thought, I'll just plant a tree to get one. I was just about to plat some horse seeds that I just got from the market aswell.

Seriously, this thread really saved me loads of time. Just imagine how much tim I would have wasted planting a tree, watering it, sitting there watching it grow, talking to it etc. Thanks Pirate Balloon.

*High Fives Pirate Balloon*

lol. I know that i shouldnt.. But i honestly found this post hilarious. When coupled with P-B's post, and knowing that it was a thread in the 'worth a read' section, i cant help but laugh.

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah, its serious business! How is it not worth a read material?

[Liam]

Nice sig PB

Do your legs slap together when you walk? Do they make a sound like this:

*Slap*
*Slap*
*Slap*?

Post here if yours do or you think anyone on here has leg slappin' problems. Apparently you can get cream to stop the rubbing. Enquire at your local pharmacy. Always read the label.

[Pirate Balloon]

Vaseline. Does it leave a sticky residue though? Luckily our lube expect is with us here tonight, DayC.

*Crowd appluase and the camera pans around to DayC*

So DayC, does Vaseline leave a sticky residue?

[Liam]

Anyone fancy a quick game o' togger lad?

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah, go 'ed. Gis us a touch o' that togga, mert

[DinnyHoon]

Spam threads FTW!

[Pirate Balloon]

Is it just me or was this page a lot longer the other day?

[DinnyHoon]

So this is where we spam eh...

In my other forum (am I allowed to post it?) I rule the Off-Topic section and spam thread. Rockin' it hardcore, man. Rockin' it hardcore.

[carocat]

Depends what your other forum is. PM me the link and I'll let you know if you can post it. :)

And yes, this is the place to spam. Make yourself at home if you wish.

[Pirate Balloon]

So this is where we spam eh...

In my other forum (am I allowed to post it?) I rule the Off-Topic section and spam thread. Rockin' it hardcore, man. Rockin' it hardcore.

oh you be messin with the big playas now, dawg

[DinnyHoon]

Ah, Pirate Balloon. You underestimate me!

Pirate Balloon's sig reveals amazing fact:

http://imgriot.com/imgs/img01/wXOlMesBZc.png

EDIT: Sorry, double post.

[Pirate Balloon]

D: I knew i shouldn't have changed the "zcalibre" image to "I"

[DinnyHoon]

Now it says DinnyHoon could be Michael Jackson. Such fun.

[Pirate Balloon]

ahahaha, it's like a slot machine, if anybody gets 3 of the same in a row, you win a prize (you gotta show me proof though)

[Dannyooo]

its amusing the amount of views this thread has lol!!!
also

IM EATING SCRAMBLED EGG WITH A COMB OUT OF A SHOE!!!!!!

guesses on what this is from??? Hint-Tv show

[Bonzo]

Nice signature Pirate Balloon!:D

[Pirate Balloon]

Refresh for more fun!

[Bonzo]

Refresh for more fun!
I have many times..... it's quality

[Pirate Balloon]

There is only about 10 images for each of the 3 sections, i need more ideas (names, conectives, disses) :(

[DinnyHoon]

According to the sig, I'm not not Michael Jackson. Anyone under 13 wanna come to my house?

[Hursti]

Since im a little drunk at the moment, i thought i'd post on here and ask...why the f**k am i not part of your sig? Add me now or i'll come round to your house and...well, lets just say you wont enjoy it ;) lol

[Pirate Balloon]

Oh i'll tell you why you're not on it. Becuase THE MAN says my sig was too offensive, and people will COMPLAIN. So i had to remove all the names. I have now added your name though!or i'll come round to your house and...well, lets just say you wont enjoy it ;) lolOh, i wouldnt be so sure about that ;)

[Bonzo]

Oh i'll tell you why you're not on it. Becuase THE MAN says my sig was too offensive, and people will COMPLAIN. So i had to remove all the names. I have now added your name though
Feel free to add me to the list, someones sig wouldn't offend me no matter how graphic ;) .
In other news Pirate Balloon's a legend

[Hursti]

Now thats more like it..."Hursti made "it" in a gay bar" :D

I'm not sure about this one though..."Hursti touches Carocat" lol

[Pirate Balloon]

I'm not sure about this one though..."Hursti touches Carocat" lolThe sig never lies ;)Feel free to add me to the list, someones sig wouldn't offend me no matter how graphic ;) .Yay, added you to the list. With the help of Liam i added a load of new connectives and disses :). I am really stuck for ideas though so suggestions would be appreciated.
In other news Bonzo UK is ace

[Dragonov89]

Hey thats cool can you put my name in???

[Pirate Balloon]

It is in D:

Hey did you get your username from the Soviet sniper rifle? If so, that's pretty badass.

[Dragonov89]

well now that you mention it i suppose it is lol but at the start it was just someone had Dragon89 lol

[Gaskin]

Pirate where the hell is my name.. jeez.

edit: Oh I'm in there :D

edit 2: DinnyHoon was on it 7 times in a row for me :o :o :o

[DayC]

Bonzo could be ****.....................roach :|

Very nice, seems pirate balloon is becoming famous for his little neat idea.

[Liam]

Guess whos back...

[DayC]

Guess whos back...

ooooh yeah! :cool: Welcome back Liam :cool:

[Liam]

yeah u 'erd

[Pirate Balloon]

what was life like on the outside

[Liam]

It was er..... great :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

KrazyKing is Michael Jackson

[Liam]

he has the same nose.

[Pirate Balloon]

you reckon?

[DayC]

According to your sig Bill Gates licks a fat 'ed :|

[Liam]

According to your face you should STFU

Me and Pirate are having a convorsation and would appreciate no interuptions :)

[DayC]

According to your face you should STFU

Me and Pirate are having a convorsation and would appreciate no interuptions :)

:mad:

U ARE GAY LAD

[Liam]

No need for the secret message. I have reported your message to the moderation staff here at MatchBox360 and am sure they will deal with this situation accordingly.

[Pirate Balloon]

i hope dayc ****in' burns for this >: (

[DayC]

No need for the secret message. I have reported your message to the moderation staff here at MatchBox360 and am sure they will deal with this situation accordingly.

There completly was.

[Liam]

OMG :eek: I'm coming round to your house now to merder ya