The 'I want to spam' thread

[Liam]

Yeah, I have no arms or legs.

[Gaskin]

That's a sin, you shall be smitten.

[Liam]

*rolls away*

[Pirate Balloon]

y'know i'm sure we were talking about this like the day before we broke up for easter or something

[DayC]

HAHA! Have any of you seen the boost mobile advert yet? :|

[Bonzo]

HAHA! Have any of you seen the boost mobile advert yet? :|
Is that the "Where you at?" "Man you know where im at" advert?

[DayC]

Is that the "Where you at?" "Man you know where im at" advert?

Thats the one!

"I know wer u at!"

[DinnyHoon]

DinnyHoon
8 kills, 3rd place.

Ultimate killer.

[benandrews]

i like fishfingers and chips

do you

oh yh with a little red sauce aswell

[Goalatzio]

Nah chicken and chips

[carocat]

Ha, I see you guys found the Spam thread. ;)

I used to like fishfingers, but I hate them now.

[Goalatzio]

how come mate:D

[benandrews]

yeh im intreged to no aswell? i dont like chicken cus i dont :(

i am NOT spamming

[carocat]

@ ben, please don't double post.

Well, I had food poisoning off them once. Don't quite fancy them any more now.

[benandrews]

im sorry :D do you like haribo

[Goalatzio]

Supose thats enough to put you off most things:eek:

[benandrews]

nah not really :D

[carocat]

Haribo Gold Bears are good. Love them. You?

[Bonzo]

Haribo Gold Bears are good
What about the Starmix! :eek:

[carocat]

Nah, Gold Bears are miles better than anything.

[benandrews]

i like the eggs myself gold bears arent as nice as the red ones :p

[DayC]

Nah, Gold Bears are miles better than anything.

What about TangFastic's?!?!?:eek:

[benandrews]

omg they are dilicious :o

[Gaskin]

Cherries ftw in tangfastics and hearts ftw in normal.

PS. DAYC OWNS.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7887074@N07/ <--- Pictures from the TSG weekend.

[benandrews]

nah i hate the cherries, its all about the blue ones with the white stuff under them, and in the normal id say the eggs!!!!!

PS kHz Gaskin owns

[carocat]

PS kHz Gaskin owns
How much did he promise to pay you for saying that? :p

[Goalatzio]

All bout the eggs!

[Gaskin]

In fact I didn't even suggest he do such a thing, but he's now moved up to number three on my lovers list.

[carocat]

Lies, all lies. ;)

[benandrews]

how dare you mr carrot cat or whteva :p

[Gaskin]

You WERE number two. Until that comment, now you've dropped so low that the little people cannot see you.

[benandrews]

i like spamming, it makes me look like a regular with all these posts :p

[carocat]

carocat.

Ah, well, I'll live. I know you can't resist me, Dan. ;)

[Bonzo]

You WERE number two. Until that comment, now you've dropped so low that the little people cannot see you.Am i on the list? I better be!;)

[Gaskin]

Yes, you should join my new WoW server and then you'll raise higher.

[Bonzo]

Yes, you should join my new WoW server and then you'll raise higher.Heh heh what server have you started on now? i'll join you now for a bit if your on, must be like a week since ive been on

[Gaskin]

Erm neptulon. I have friends on there but they're level 70's. I'm a lvl 8 druid now.

[Bonzo]

Im going to start a Hunter so i'll be able to tame wild animals as pets at level 15 i believe...

[benandrews]

Gaskin : http://community.matchbox360.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1928&page=3 il play u know on pes if you want, gamertag benandrews :)

[Gaskin]

well start tonight while I'm in bed and catch up some levels. ;)

Night everyone

[benandrews]

:'( lol fine then :D

[Pirate Balloon]

benandrew's soon you will learn the ways of the spam threadHa, I see you guys found the Spam thread. ;)It's a refuse for anybody wanting to keep it real.Nah, Gold Bears are miles better than anything.Just because obviously you eat the most Hario doesn't mean your opinion on food is any better than ours

[carocat]

Just because obviously you eat the most Hario doesn't mean your opinion on food is any better than ours
Hario? ...................

[Bonzo]

Hario? ...................He means Haribo :D

[DayC]

Hario? ...................

OMG he obviously means Haribo get over it.

[benandrews]

benandrew's soon you will learn the ways of the spam thread

what???:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Pirate Balloon]

see how Bonzo and DayC stuck up for a fellow spam thread comrade? That is the way.

[Liam]

People in the spam thread have ranks, Me and Pirate Balloon are clearly the top rank.

[Gaskin]

Or not. I'm up there.

[Liam]

Maybe a close 2nd ;)

[Gaskin]

Look at the number of posts made.

Pirate Balloon - 1st
kHz Gaskin - 2nd
Liam - 3rd

[Pirate Balloon]

qualty not quantity!

[Liam]

Exactly. Without me and PB, you would be without a SPAM thrad :D

[Pirate Balloon]

i have 1000 posts but they wont let me in the veterans lounge :(

[Liam]

Do you want a ****in medal? said andy

[Gaskin]

It's 10'000 I think.

[Pirate Balloon]

gaskin i hold you personally responsibleDo you want a ****in medal? said andytell andy that would have been funny if i hadn't of added "but they wont let me in the veterans lounge"

[Liam]

Will do! ..........

[DayC]

gaskin i hold you personally responsibletell andy that would have been funny if i hadn't of added "but they wont let me in the veterans lounge"

Andy? :S ..........................................

[Pirate Balloon]

highlight his post!

[DayC]

aaah! Damn it I missed that :(

[Liam]

Damn it, Day! You n00by!

[DayC]

ai tis true, i've just been watching Lord of the Rings 2, "Come on you mighty Orcs!"

[Liam]

LOTR!??!

*Throws javelin at monitor*

[DayC]

*Thrusts towards thrown javelin* said andy

[Gaskin]

lol. *Gaskin walks into game workshop* *Man moves figure forward by a cm* "COME ON YOU MIGHTY ORCS" *Gaskin walks out of game workshop*

[Liam]

Haha :P Great story, eh? ;)

[DayC]

Yeah that story was so good its almost as if it didn't happen to you. :|

[Liam]

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[DayC]

This thread is so much better when we're all in it instead of strange people posting in it not throwing up on monitors and the like *Projectile vomits on monitor then wafts the smell through the internet for everyone else to smell so everyone throws up on their monitor at the same time*

[Liam]

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[DayC]

Gaskin should be putting in his retainer right about now..unless he's still with Samantha.... Said Andy

[Pirate Balloon]

haah retainers. I was a ****ing man about it and i wore it 24/7, which is why i only had to wear it for like a fortnight and evryone else has to wear it at nights for about a year you ****ing PUSSIES *collapses*

[Gaskin]

I don't actually have one, nor braces. Never have. It's an inside joke. INSIDE LIAM'S ASS.

[Pirate Balloon]

inside jokes are lame





said pirate balloon

[Bonzo]

I do... when I pwn you on Halo 2! Now, move this to the spam thread.

P.S Cat, hurry up.
Yeah Gaskin raped me 1v1 on Halo 2, the score was 15-1 or something like that. Still it wasn't a white wash and i missed a absolute **** BxR :( I recorded it if my Graphics card worked properly so i might host it on YouTube, still Gaskin's a beast :)

[Colbzz]

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[Pirate Balloon]

The source code of google.co.uk's homepage, hmm.

[Demon]

/golfclap

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[Pirate Balloon]

http://www.warmlu.be/forums/img/smilies/golfclap.gif

[DayC]

Is Pirate Balloon still not a mod yet? :eek:

Seems like everyone else has become one :|

[Liam]

The spam thread has died :(

[Gaskin]

That's because you were gone for so long, but now you're Cat free. ;)

[ScK ReVeNgE]

We need a new one of these and that gives me an idea ;)

Edit: never mind someone has closed the thread already

[Pirate Balloon]

Nobody has closed our thread :mad:

[KONSPIRACY]

You want this one closing as well?! :eek:

Sorry but I'm not gonna have a "count to a billion" thread polluting these forums! lmao :D

[Renegade]

I liked the idea of a 'count to a billion' thread :(

Kon, you (or any other mod) should do a 'treasure hunt' - in one post on the forum you put something (like a pic of a treasure chest), and tell us all what what we are looking for, but not where. Then, we have to find where you have put it - and considering there are thousands of posts, it could take some time or we could stumble on it by accident!

We can't do it because the thread would come up as having new posts, but a mod can simply edit an existing post by any member to contain the 'Treasure' - and we would have no idea whereabouts it's been done. Could kill some time!

[Demon]

I like it!

[KONSPIRACY]

Sounds like a plan :cool:

...anyone any good with cryptic clues?

[DayC]

That's because you were gone for so long, but now you're Cat free. ;)

What happened to her?

[Pirate Balloon]

She left. She got angry at the mod team, used the word "prick" and didnt like *high 5* posts.

[DayC]

She left. She got angry at the mod team, used the word "prick" and didnt like *high 5* posts.

Lmao! 10 chazorb

[Liam]

**High Fives Pirate Balloon**

[Gaskin]

*Kicks Liam in the face*

[DayC]

*Farts on Gaskin's head*

[Gaskin]

Who managed to actually achieve this? Yes, that's right. The non-scouser him self.

[Renegade]

So is she gone permanently? Did she leave with a proper *****fest of a post? I wanna see! It's always fun when someone tries to grab the attention with an 'I quit' thread :D

[Gaskin]

She made an announcement in the staff, then eventually left all together once she got tired of being wrong I think. Not that I have anything against her and how she went power mad with her mod powers or anything like that. As a person she's alright, but over a forum she's a bit of a loony. But she left after calling James a 'Prick' and me a 'Bad kid' (That one made me laugh for a good five minutes).

[DayC]

me a 'Bad kid' (That one made me laugh for a good five minutes).

HAHA!

A bad kid at what exactly?

P.s upon posting this reply i heard chucklevision starting on the tele downstairs :D

[Gaskin]

I think the post was something like "I see the post has gone over your head, but don't worry. Bad kid."

But I'm not going to bad mouth an ex staff member, it's very unprofessional. ;)

[Renegade]

You're not a bad kid. You're a noobz0r.

Please, you HAVE to transcript her leaving!

I'm interested in knowing the very start of the argument, what happened and what was said - it's great fun!

[Azure]

Have a word gaskin.

[BIG D 04]

I think the post was something like "I see the post has gone over your head, but don't worry. Bad kid."

But I'm not going to bad mouth an ex staff member, it's very unprofessional. ;) But she was WELL annoying on MB360 when we went through those dark times.

I think it's very hard for someone to stick arund especially if they cause an element of problems with the Regulars. I was a Mod on a Site that I left and still post on now, I mean I prefer it now, however if your problem is with alot of the people that frequent it, I assume it's very hard to stick around when you've pissed so many people off.

I don't think it's unprofessional to say you didn't enjoy someone as a Staff member, it's honesty but your opinion shouldn't really change of all of sudden anyway. So if you never got on before, it would be fair to assume the same is still fact after unless your two-faced?

Enough of that rambling.

[DayC]

This thread is starting to sound very un-spam like :(

[Pirate Balloon]

She explained it in her blog a while ago, i found it through other blog links. If somebody could post a link to her blog that'd be great.

[BIG D 04]

She explained it in her blog a while ago, i found it through other blog links. If somebody could post a link to her blog that'd be great.

Google Maybe?

[Pirate Balloon]

Here it is:
About Matchbox360
9 05 2007

Just to answer everyone’s questions:

Yes, i have left Matchbox360 staff.
Yes, it was due to staff differences.
No, I will not be returning.
Yes, I might have another project lined up.

There are obviously some people that I’d like to stay in contact with, but I think that will happen anyway.

As for the rest, there are people that changed Matchbox360 for the worst since the beginning of the year. The forum is full of people that can’t spell even if their life depends on them and others that just post *High five*. Constant arguments between staff caused a few members of staff to leave and others to retreat.

I have put in a lot of effort and tried, but most staff and myself are just too different opinion. People were brought on staff without announcing it to staff first and others sites brought in with people that are causing problems everywhere and that I don’t want to work with.

It’s been an interesting time.and a few days after this blog entry she returned to the board and turned the pirates 3 thread into a gang****.
Replies to blog comments:just realised that things will never changed and I can’t be bothered with all that crap. People that are pricks don’t tend to change :p.Matchbox was cool about 8 months ago, but since then it just got silly.L










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[BIG D 04]

I fail to see what';s funny probably because I wasn't really around at the time, but wasn't it better than she went. At least that way you don't have to put up with her "control issues" on the Forum.

[Gaskin]

Me and Cat used to be close friends, but I disliked her forum attitude since she was given super mod. May have been earlier.

*Punches DayC in the shins* (Happy Day?)

[BIG D 04]

I know how you feel... I hated Kubrick, then I followed him here and this is were Revenge will come into it's own. Don't tell him that though.

Ever hook up with her? As I was had a Sexual Relation with someone over the Net, cut a long story short, I'm now circumcised with a Broken DVD Drive on my iMac (Slot Drive's FTW)

Figured I'd Spam it up a Bit.

[Gaskin]

Oh many times, the sex wasn't anything special but it got the job done. Although she's probably too embarrassed to admit it.

[BIG D 04]

Oh many times, the sex wasn't anything special but it got the job done. Although she's probably too embarrassed to admit it.

Aren't you a minor?

*Rings Childline*

[Pirate Balloon]

Oh many times, the sex wasn't anything special Well we know it one thing for certain. It was fat.

[Renegade]

Well we know it one thing for certain. It was fat.

Ooooh, that was cold.

[Gaskin]

Aren't you a minor?

*Rings Childline*

No. You didn't even think about that when you pulled your trousers down yesterday, sick son of a *****.

[Demon]

No. You didn't even think about that when you pulled your trousers down yesterday, sick son of a *****.

lmao

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[YUKIMURA300]

Well shame the best thread here was locked but we still have this one :)

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[Renegade]

Yeah agreed - there were plenty of people told me my thread was one of the best here, yet a jumped up little tosser decides to ruin it just because his name isn't mentioned :rolleyes:

[BIG D 04]

Well I think Renegade found out who his Nemesis is now...lol

I didn't think it was Spam in the literal sense, it was a good thread with some light hearted humour. Shame those threads don't come along often and they can hardly ever be resurrected.

[Renegade]

Deleted my own post. Not worth my time.

Considering both people that have mentioned the thread in question have good things to say about it, that says more than my posts ever could.

[Spindryer]

Ahhhhh Bless.

[Renegade]

Ahhhhh Bless.

If you'd stuck around after you'd *****ed at me in the first place, you would have seen the proper response. But noooo :p

[YUKIMURA300]

I just styaed up to watch a WWE PPV...........................Waste of time and money.

Must go watch Japanese Pro Wrestling to wash the crap....................Must go bobo's......Good ngiht

[DayC]

Gaskin is such a beast.

[Renegade]

Why what's he done?

[Pirate Balloon]

i dont know, i think dayc just had to fill this months brown-nose quota

[Renegade]

Can you link me to the quota? I think I'm way behind on mine :(

[NeoKubrick]

I know how you feel... I hated Kubrick, then I followed him here and this is were Revenge will come into it's own. Don't tell him that though.

You live and learn. I hear you're still crying for your Mommy (Blaze Lord) and Daddy (NeoKubrick) over at ConsoleMonster. ;)

[Tim]

Thread needs more laser screw driver:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s3_12-13gallery/800/09.jpg

[BIG D 04]

You live and learn. I hear you're still crying for your Mommy (Blaze Lord) and Daddy (NeoKubrick) over at ConsoleMonster. ;)

Well it's unfortunately true, I mean although I may not always agree with you but I have to respect the way in which you are willing to stand up for yourself and what you think. Which obviously makes debates or arguments more interesting, but there are a few here who are also willing to discuss things deeper than most forums which Is also another good thing.

However it's a shame some don't like when it get's a bit heated which must be hard for you :p I'm surprised Blaze hasn't come here, seems like he'd enjoy a more serious albeit less active look at things.

So it's now CM strictly for having a Laugh... You lot are too grumpy for that. lol

[Gaskin]

Thread needs more laser screw driver:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s3_12-13gallery/800/09.jpg

Boo! Sonic screwdriver ftw!

[Colbzz]

yeah the sonic scewdriver is better! :p

[Innes]

how but just a normal screwdriver and use brute strength instead of being pussies? :)

[Tim]

Laser screwdriver makes you old. So Laser> Sonic.

[Gaskin]

Nooo silly the screwdriver doesn't make you old, it was a different device, opposite to the anti aging machine. Laser kills people, that's all. Sonic can do pretty much anything.

[Tim]

Fine Laser screw driver turns on machine that makes you old, WHATEVER.

Laser does other things too.

[Gaskin]

Doctor > Master

[Renegade]

Possibly the most confused I've ever been.

[Innes]

Most users ever online was 173, Today at 07:20 PM.

^^^^
YEEEEEHHAAAa

[Liam]

I'm sorry, but Dr. Who is seriously for fags.

[Gaskin]

Liam, you just called me a fag. I thought you liked me...

[Innes]

I'm sorry, but Dr. Who is seriously for fags.

CORRECT! - couldn't agree more :D

[Gaskin]

Don't you watch Naruto and ****?

[Innes]

nope. *stupid post too short crap*

[Gaskin]

Ah. Well have you ever even watched Doctor Who? It's got action, comedy and slight thriller at times I guess.

[Innes]

its got **** effects, crap acting and absoloutly childish comedy i could predict 10 minutes before the show gets made.

[Gaskin]

David Tennant is one of the best actors I know, since when did effects have such an impact on a show? It's not a film, and the effects are pretty darn good if you think about it. Childish comedy? Yet the comedy is aimed at adults and the program is meant to be scaryish for children..

[Innes]

noddy is scarier that than that ****

[Gaskin]

Well it's not supposed to be scary for adults/teenagers is it. But I think your view is on that you watched at most an episode.

[Innes]

i cantch the back end of an episode every now and then, and teh only thing that dr who has going for it is the storylines with all the diff creatures that s it.

[Tim]

I'm sorry, but Dr. Who is seriously for fags.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/bb112/Gotohell.jpg

[Innes]

^ but then he'll just get in a blue phonebox and whoosh away *rolls eyes*

[Pirate Balloon]

i've watched it a couple of times, but the high cheesy bullshit levels make me viole-*BREAKS A CHAIR OVER TIM'S BACK*

[Tim]

http://www.the-word-is-not-enough.com/blog/rob/images/Doomsday.jpg

[Innes]

i'd pwnz0r all of them c0z 1m t3h r0xxOr tH4t PwN'z d4rl1k'z !1!!1!1!1!1one!eleven!1!11!1

[Tim]

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8247/threadhijackga8.jpg

[Innes]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/kieran_innes/threadhijackga8.jpg

[Gaskin]

Ah the Cyberpeniseatingmen are back again.

[Spindryer]

its got **** effects, crap acting and absoloutly childish comedy i could predict 10 minutes before the show gets made.

Your on the money there, my mum insist on watching it when I'm round and even if i catch just the odd 5 minutes i cringe with embarrassment that this is what Britain calls entertainment for Saturday night TV.

[Innes]

you bet your ass they are.

edit < that was @ gaskin

[Gaskin]

Don't you watch Big brother. o.O

[Innes]

nope i certainly dont

[Spindryer]

I've seen about 3 episodes so far, and that was when i was away training and i was forced to watch TV due the bar being closed, its bad but you know what your getting and the *****ing between house mates can be funny at times.

[Innes]

they're all idiots from what i've seen, they always are

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/kieran_innes/wrong7.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/kieran_innes/wrong4.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/kieran_innes/wrong12.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

they're all idiots from what i've seen, they always are

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/kieran_innes/wrong7.jpgluckily he's got that box of tampax on hand nearby, to soak up the blood when he eventually cuts his wrist

[Innes]

yeah and he has already cut his finger

[Innes]

dr who song!

Hey, fellow. Can I talk to you for a second? What's the harm in a minute talk?
- Hey, good looking, I like your hair!
- Hey, mister, you got a cigarette for me, huh?
- Oh, sir, you speak French.
- Parlez vous Fra?ais?
- Hey guy do you wanna danve? A little dance won't hurt ya!
- Gut do you wanna tango, it always take two for tango.
- Ooh, you're so tall!
- Let's have some fun!
- Sssssssssss...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender,
Good looking, so refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for ev'ry guy I see.
Hey, big spender, spend...
A little time with...me...me...me!
Do you wanna have fun?
Ssssssssssss...
How's about (fun) a few laughs?
I can show you a...good time...
Do you wanna have fun...fun...fun?
How's about (fun) a few (fun) laughs (fun)
Laughs (fun) laughs
(I can show you a...)
(fun) laughs (fun) laughs
(good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)...Ssssssssssss...
What did you say you are?
How's about a ...(laugh)
I could give you some...
Are you ready for some...(fun)
How would you like a...
Let me show you a ...(good time)

Hey, big spender...
Hey, big spender...

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender.
Good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend...a little time with ...me!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
How about a palsy?...Yeah!



no money spared on effects.

[Gaskin]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4232/noobxv0.jpg

[Innes]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg

[Gaskin]

*Applauds* I saw that one coming though.

[Innes]

lol resorting to sarcasm.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1713/cupstfu3fv.jpg

[Spindryer]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/38/Sonic.gif

[Pirate Balloon]

or alternatively the pirate "badass" balloon song

I see you had your mind made up
You group of pitiful liars.
Before I woke to face the day, your master plan transpired.
Something told me, this job had more to meet the eye.
My song is not believed? My words somewhat deceiving?

Now I'm unwhole.

You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone
Just give us
5 minutes aloooone

I read your eyes, your mind was made up.
You took me for a fool.
You used complexion of my skin
For a counter rascist tool.
You can't burn me
I've spilled my guts out in the past.
Taken advantage of
Because you know where I've come from.

My past.

*breakdown*

You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone
Oh just give us
5 minutes aloooone

*solo*

[Innes]

its because you're doing it wrong

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005C0XO.01._PE04_.Vaseline-Petroleum-Jelly-Baby-Fresh-Scent-Tub-13oz._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

ahahaha the fact that it has "BABY" written on the tub makes that post a lot more awkward that it should be

[Spindryer]

I hear there given out badges in Iraq now:

http://www.aaronsw.com/2002/suspectedTerrorist/button-400.png

[Innes]

HAHAHAHA- whoops :P anyways

First, God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dawn to dusk, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."


The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20."
And it was so.


Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."


And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years."
And it was so.



God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
And it was so.



Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."
And it was so.



And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry;
then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.

And it is so till today !!

[Gaskin]

I wasn't being sarcastic.

[Innes]

oh well tickle me emo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U

[Demon]

I'm sorry, but Dr. Who is seriously for fags.

WHAT?! Doctor Who is Great! :mad:

[DayC]

This is seriously the worst spam i've ever seen in my life.

[Tim]

Your on the money there, my mum insist on watching it when I'm round and even if i catch just the odd 5 minutes i cringe with embarrassment that this is what Britain calls entertainment for Saturday night TV.

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9033/igrowwearymd2.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

sources suggest dr who image/text combos will never be funny

[Liam]

Sources suggest Dr Who is for fags.

[Innes]

sources suggest, i mean Confirm, Liam is right!

[Tim]

sources suggest dr who image/text combos will never be funny

Sources suggest Dr Who is for fags.

sources suggest, i mean Confirm, Liam is right!

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/6030/nosm1.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

i rest my case

[Azure]

At the newsagents where I work we get in these dr who magazines and stuff.

I flicked through a couple of issues and it is the most nonsensical shite I have ever come across. Doesnt stop it selling like mad though albeit it to 5-8 year old males.

[Renegade]

Dr Who is a pile of human excrement. The theme tune is pretty cool, then the programme starts and I just think 'surely death is more fun'.

[Liam]

Spam..............