The 'I want to spam' thread

[DayC]

HEFOIWEHFOHEWQWPHFPAjdcmvehfioqhwiorgaifoeiw!!!!*( ?^&^("?*^?*7';'//.]].]/oihgd5

[Liam]

`1234567890-=
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\zxcvbnm,./

[DayC]

That quite possibly could be the meaning of life....

...or could it? :|

[Liam]

Either that or 42

[DayC]

Naa the 42 theory is for gay people who read that hitchhiking ****.

[Liam]

Either that or Google users :|

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=the+answer+to+life%2C+the+universe%2C+and+everyt hing&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

[DayC]

So am I welcome to takeover Pirate Balloon's role as co-founder seeing as he left.

[Liam]

Pirate Balloon is no longer cool.

[DayC]

And he is definatly not hot so he must be about room temperature.

[Pirate Balloon]

You cant really take over someone's posistion of "co founder" if you didnt "found" or "find" it in the first place.

Minor technicality.

[DayC]

You cant really take over someone's posistion of "co founder" if you didnt "found" or "find" it in the first place.

Minor technicality.

Minor shut the **** up.

[Pirate Balloon]

you could be co-host though!

[Liam]

Pirate Balloon is no longer cool.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

Pirate Balloon is no longer cool.

this is getting very repetitive. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Liam]

Ok, Pirate Balloon used to be cool?

[ScK ReVeNgE]

Ok, Pirate Balloon used to be cool?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Liam]

:D...............

[DinnyHoon]

Your baby is fine.


Liam/DayC: PGR at once!

[Innes]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=msgeboMTg0E

the worlds best songg!!!!!!

[DinnyHoon]

Oi've got a brand new Cumboine 'arvester, Ah'll give you the key.

[Bonzo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=msgeboMTg0E

the worlds best songg!!!!!!
I think most people would agree with me when i say that's debateable

[Demon]

Haha, I remember people singing that back in High School.

--

Haha, I'm in an Arena team on World of Warcraft called "Chuckle Brothers" now lol. :D

[Liam]

Haha, Chuckle Brothers rule :D

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40889000/jpg/_40889270_sumo.jpg

Don't ask...

[Morgan90]

ok...........
http://www3.telus.net/jakking/sumo.jpg

[Liam]

Thats not a proper sumo! Thats an imposter!! :eek:

[Morgan90]

Stop being racist OMG

[DayC]

He just looks like a fat british guy wearing a nappy! :eek:

[Liam]

How is that racist? :|

[Morgan90]

Saying he's an imposter because he doesn't look Japanese.

[Liam]

I said he was an imposter because hes not fat enough! :eek:

[Morgan90]

what about these guys?
http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/japanese-ninjas.jpg

[Liam]

That is disturbing.

[Demon]

Very disturbing.

[Liam]

A little too disturbing, if you know what I mean...

[Morgan90]

Well, don't shoot the messenger.

[Liam]

No can do. *Shoots Messenger*

[Morgan90]

With what type of gun, I wonder.

[Liam]

It was a spud gun.

[Morgan90]

Spud, eh? Where the spuds up to British Standards?

[Liam]

Sadly, they weren't. They were covered in dung as well, don't you know :eek:

[Morgan90]

Turd/dung/derng lol?

[Pirate Balloon]

That boy needs therapy.

[The Meanmachine]

My cosuin wants one of those Borat swim suites for when he goes on holdiay with us. I dont feel like going now lol

[Morgan90]

Psychosematic?

[Pirate Balloon]

you're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

[Liam]

I'd rather have a bowl of co-co pops.

[Morgan90]

Co-co pop crunchers, can you handle the CRUNCH!

[DinnyHoon]

OMG disgusting sig alert! *woop woop woop woop*

[Liam]

Talking about your own, Dinny??

[Morgan90]

Quite obviously, who's else is there that that comment could apply to?

[Pirate Balloon]

Morgan likes the Frontier Psycharatrist song, so he is by default cool.

[Liam]

Merder?

...

[Morgan90]

Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?

[Morgan90]

Is this the ultimate clown?
http://coolblue.typepad.com/photos/memorial_day_2004/clown.jpg

[Liam]

More than likely, is that a quad bike? :eek:

[The Meanmachine]

Of course he is. He has a quadbike!

[Morgan90]

Yup quad bike :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Liam]

Quadricycle.

[Morgan90]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/9/98/320px-Quadricycle.JPG

[The Meanmachine]

Thats like a pennyfarthing (or however you spell it) with stabelisers

[DinnyHoon]

Jesus?????

[Pirate Balloon]

Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY!


you seen the video? it's class

[Morgan90]

Yep, its amazing

The strange old woman on the drums :D

[DinnyHoon]

OMG you double posted! That means I get your cake.

[Morgan90]

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/831/

[Pirate Balloon]

Man if i ever play in the school rock concert i'm gonna do that song

[Morgan90]

Ill dance in the background in a chimp suit :D

[Liam]

You don't need the suit...

[Pirate Balloon]

you end almsot all your posts with "..."

[DinnyHoon]

It's a disease! A DISEASE!

[Morgan90]

This guy has a disease...
http://www.1halloween.net/images/joksick2.jpg

[carocat]

http://www.innocentenglish.com/img/funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg
I don't know which one worries me most. I suppose it's the guy who wants to go back in time. :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

The bottom on the right one was mine, where did you find that!?

and more importantly, did you reply to it D:

[carocat]

You must have had many replies to that!

I'm not too sure my bf would've been too happy if I'd replied. ;)

[Liam]

You must have had many replies to that!

I'm not too sure my bf would've been too happy if I'd replied. ;)

:|......................

[Pirate Balloon]

aw gutted lad

[Liam]

Gutted for you :)

[Morgan90]

Gutted for both of you :cool:

[Pirate Balloon]

you're just jealous

[Liam]

You going to lunch Morgan? :|

[Morgan90]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Yeah but not going in after....

[Liam]

Coooool, DayC is still at the dentist :|

[Morgan90]

Really at the dentist? or "at the dentist"?

[Liam]

I haven't got a clue. Apparently DinnyHoon has had all of his teeth taken out. Is DayC as the dentist getting a good fillin'?

[Morgan90]

Wonder if the dentist is going to pop one off?:confused:

[Liam]

The dentist said he is gonna **** on his head :)

[DayC]

gah my face is numb :|

[Morgan90]

On the his own head or DayC's? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Liam]

I bet you speak like a spak Day

[Liam]

say "eggs" backwards and clap your hands backwards :|

[DayC]

Nah lad can't be arsed.

[Morgan90]

What time we goin 2 lunch?

[Liam]

Knock for Day and get to the library :eek:

[DayC]

Why don't we meet you on hunt road then we don't have to come find you...

[Liam]

Find us? We're in the library

[DayC]

nah lad...

[Liam]

http://www.geocities.com/thehotw/NoelE.jpg
Noel says: DayC, DayC, smells like a toastie.

You 'erd...

[DayC]

God damn it! not Noel!

[Liam]

Deal or no deal?

[Morgan90]

its seal....

[Liam]

GIANT COCKCock or no **** (roaches that is)?

[Morgan90]

NOB
BLY knees

[Liam]

Morgan90...

[Pirate Balloon]

licks a lot of...

[Liam]

Piss of Pirate Balloon, you take this forum far too seriously now.

[Pirate Balloon]

or what? wachoo gonna do?

[carocat]

or what? wachoo gonna do?
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you....

Anyways.... :p

[Liam]

Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys :rolleyes:


EDIT: Damn you Cat! :|

[carocat]

That is quite scary now....

[Pirate Balloon]

Hahaha, and who do you consider to be the so-called bad boys in this situation?

[Liam]

A little too scary, if you know what I mean *Shifty Eyes*

[carocat]

Hahaha, and who do you consider to be the so-called bad boys in this situation?
No one, I just wanted to point out that your post reminded me of that song which is now stuck in my head. Great. :rolleyes:

[Pirate Balloon]

Bad Boys 2 is like, DayC's favourite movie i think

[carocat]

Oh dear. That is very worrying.

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah, i dont think he watches many films to be honest :p

[Liam]

You're a film expert aren't you Pirate Balloon? (You fagggggg)

[DayC]

Bad Boys 2 although very good is not my favourite movie, hot fuzz and shaun of the dead are my fave movies.

[Liam]

What about Chucklevision: The Movie?

[Pirate Balloon]

It was very good but the ending was an anti-climax, godddamn it Barry.You're a film expert aren't you Pirate Balloon? (You fagggggg)

dont need to be a film expert in this case, or a fagggggg for that matter


i'm more of a "film fan"

[Liam]

Do you just randomly highlight everyones posts? You tosser

[Pirate Balloon]

No i only noticed it when i quoted it. And yes i highlighted that post there, because you're so preditable like that :p

[Liam]

At least I'm not a wanker :D

[Pirate Balloon]

i dont get that one

[DayC]

At least I'm not a wanker :D

Ooooooh it is oooooooooooon!

[Liam]

Good :) You're gay now anyway

[Pirate Balloon]

DayC - Never actually dishing out the insults himself since 1976

[Liam]

As least he is cool, unlike you...

[Pirate Balloon]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8695/cloudsigpi7.png
http://psychoholiday.com/dayc/DayC%20montage%202%20copy.png
http://www.psychoholiday.com/sigs/css/csssig.php

[Liam]

Yeah, I could already see our sigs...

[Pirate Balloon]

Just trying to distract ya!

[Liam]

Are they in order of "coolness"?

[Pirate Balloon]

Wasn't intended to be, no.

[Liam]

Random order? :|

[Pirate Balloon]

Just the order i copied and pasted the urls.

[Liam]

Great! :D ...

[IcemanLeigh]

Yeah well.. I just had a dominos pizza and I ordered a bottle of coke with it but they brought a bottle of diet coke..

Damn them..

[Morgan90]

Hmmm, if you type Pirate Balloon into google images you get a picture of Alan Partridge posted by Pirate Balloon :D:D:D:D:D:D

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah, but if you search for DinnyHoon, the FIRST image result is Alan Partridge.Yeah well.. I just had a dominos pizza and I ordered a bottle of coke with it but they brought a bottle of diet coke..

Damn them..I wouldnt take that ****, stand up for your rights!

[carocat]

Hmmm, if you type Pirate Balloon into google images you get a picture of Alan Partridge posted by Pirate Balloon :D:D:D:D:D:D
I'm a bit more worried about this:

http://www.happytimeclowns.com/pirate-thumb3-B.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

We were allowed to wear whatever we wanted for the school photos, aight :(

[Morgan90]

What school photos?

[DinnyHoon]

I don't know which one worries me most. I suppose it's the guy who wants to go back in time.

You mean this guy? (http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/)

[carocat]

You mean this guy? (http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/)
And that just crashed my Firefox.... Twise.

[Liam]

Mine too! Wierd :|

[DinnyHoon]

Hm, works fine for me.

You need Quicktime BTW...

[carocat]

I've got Quicktime.

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah and it's a pretty big filesize, so you gotta let it load.

[DinnyHoon]

How odd. If it crashes again, open it in IE :P

[Liam]

I also have quicktime... Damn you, Dinny

[DinnyHoon]

It's just a YTMND, nothing is wrong with it :P

[Liam]

Damn You Dinny

[Mazzy]

post 901, you trying to beat my , the 3 word game on number of post's!

[Liam]

Why did you click?

[DinnyHoon]

Why did you click?

You told me to.

[Pirate Balloon]

*hands everybody in here a drink of Shandy*

[DinnyHoon]

Whooooooooa, I'm soo drunk from this shandy lad!

[Pirate Balloon]

Dinny you are quite literally, shitfaced.

[DinnyHoon]

Well close the door.

[Pirate Balloon]

Liam got banned for a week, so dont expect this thread to be very active :rolleyes:

[carocat]

Yes, he did get banned for a week. There are plenty of other spammers about though. :rolleyes:

[Morgan90]

Like who? I'm genuinely intrested to hear this... :rolleyes:

[carocat]

http://www.aroms.com/images/angelroms_search_funny.jpg
Random....

[DayC]

Yeah a bit like the random banning of Liam :|

[carocat]

Yeah a bit like the random banning of Liam :|
It wasn't random. He had his warnings and he was still spamming....

[DayC]

Nah twas pyarrly random...

[DinnyHoon]

Someone give me ?425.

[carocat]

Let me think about that.....












Still thinking.....





















Still thinking.....














No.

[DinnyHoon]

Damn, so near and yet so far!

[Pirate Balloon]

Whoa i totally didnt expect Cat to say no after all that!

[Demon]

lol, Aye that Counter Strike Source match wasn't bad :D was fun!

[Joe-Fabregas-4]

I'm outta here, give us a shout when you've sorted out your rules/moderators. inabizle x

[Razor]

You spam.
You receive a warning.

It's a simple system.
I don't quite understand your problem seen as how you only recieved a warning as opposed to an infraction.

[Pirate Balloon]

Y'see, i'm not the only reason why people are put off posting around here :rolleyes: lol, Aye that Counter Strike Source match wasn't bad :D was fun!Yeah but i hate that map, and bots :p

[Demon]

Bots are great for practicing though, just wish they was Expert bots instead of (hard was they?). And de_dust is a great map! Managed to get a knife kill from behind, not sure if you was in the server then though. :p

Still had some real players on the other team though, which we pwned! :p :D

[Pirate Balloon]

Nah i doubt they were on hard, because of the way they would stare at you before shooting.

If you wanna play vs hard bots then create your own server from the main menu (i would, but it crashes)

[Morgan90]

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if y ou can raed tihs forwrad it.

[Demon]

Say what now? :p

[Pirate Balloon]

Seen it before. It's actually incredably easy to read, if you scan over it.

[Tim]

Am I the only one that noticed that they said "be" instead of are.

[DayC]

Bowser what are you talking about

[carocat]

Yes, I noticed it too.

DayC, read Morgans post.

[DinnyHoon]

It's pirate talk, obviously.

'Yarr, only the first and last letter be in the right place!'

[Morgan90]

Yeah DayC read my post you Faaaaaag :D

[carocat]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/31/bombsquadd6b0442vi4.jpg

This image was originally called 'Bomb Sqad'.

[Rocafella]

That jumbled writing thing is cool. It's in my hairdressers too. Wieeerd.

[Pirate Balloon]

http://www.punkito.com/images/gta-somalia.jpg
haha

[Rocafella]

Haha that's brilliant, whoever thought of that is a legend.

[Bonzo]

Ha ha!
Pirate Balloon you should be a comedian:D!

[YUKIMURA300]

Everyones upset over England losing in the footy except me and some other sane people.

http://www.ajpw.puroresufan.com/images/muto330.jpg

Which is why this picture of Mutoh winning the Champions Carnival is 10000000000 times more important. It may be fake but at least theres a chance of the person you like winning.........As opposed to seeing England do well in the WC which is less likely than having Bob Marley win the lottery.

Damn I'm Horny............

[Pirate Balloon]

Damn I'm Horny............

i guess that makes two of us

[Demon]

You two should get a room. ;) :p :D

[Pirate Balloon]

but what about us!?

[Demon]

What 'us'? o.0

[Pirate Balloon]

is the border of your signature supposed to not actually fit the whole thing in:confused:

[Demon]

yeah, i made a border how it is now, but with a black border all the way round the edge too, don't know why it didn't apply it. :S

[Gaskin]

It never applies the outside if it's a 1pix black outline.

[Demon]

Ah, that'd be why then. :p

[Gaskin]

Demon guess what.. I got oblivion again!

[Pirate Balloon]

i got Resident Evil off ebay and it came today.

this **** is AWESOME


(im only 11 years late)

[Demon]

Demon guess what.. I got oblivion again!

Haha, nice. :p

Was great staying up late in private chat playing it, although that game got kinda boring for me after a while. :(

--

I prefer Resi 3: Nemesis the most, all the others were too scary for me. :o

[Gaskin]

lol I was on private chat to cat, and I screamed when a rat attacked me. :o

[YUKIMURA300]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/DeadlyPicsofDoom/MickieJamesAlexisLaree1.jpg

Who says I'm not generous?

[carocat]

lol I was on private chat to cat, and I screamed when a rat attacked me. :o
Still waiting to see a video/picture of your character.

[Pirate Balloon]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/DeadlyPicsofDoom/MickieJamesAlexisLaree1.jpg

Who says I'm not generous?

Still waiting to see a video/picture of this character.

[Liam]

Guess whos back.

[Demon]

Bob marley?

[Liam]

You 'erd lad

[Pirate Balloon]

shadey's back?

[carocat]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7281/vcpostcardsiteic5.jpg

http://www.cliphaven.com/m_pictures/1592.jpg

Ouch....

[Liam]

Neither of them are funny... at all.

[Razor]

This is the spam thread.
You don't have to be funny.

[Pirate Balloon]

This post is provided "AS IS" with no warranties and confers no rights. Unless stated otherwise this post is my personal opinion and no official Matchbox360 statement.

What the hell is this all about?

[carocat]

This post is provided "AS IS" with no warranties and confers no rights. Unless stated otherwise this post is my personal opinion and no official Matchbox360 statement.

What the hell is this all about?
It means that the post is 'as is' and that I may or may not be right. It also means that my post is my personal opinion which may not necessarily be the opinion or view of Matchbox360.

[Pirate Balloon]

What i ment more was, why the **** do you even need to say that? It goes without saying. Since when were you elected offical spokesperson of matchbox360?

We may as well put that under everybody's post if people are going to get offended by posts :rolleyes:

[carocat]

People seem to think when I say something that it's official or against what people expect from Matchbox360. I just want to remind everyone that it's my personal opinion.

[Liam]

This is the spam thread.
You don't have to be funny.

I didn't say anyone had to be funny, fool.

[carocat]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8231/striphandler2a75ee2wv2.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

People seem to think when I say something that it's official or against what people expect from Matchbox360. I just want to remind everyone that it's my personal opinion.Who thinks that?

[Mazzy]

me for one.

[Pirate Balloon]

Well your signature breaks the rules.

(which renders the argument you had against my old avatar completly void)

[Mazzy]

i just ripped it from some site, i cant tell how many pixels high it is just by looking at it. besides it dont render the "disscusion" void, as its not ****. ill just remove it and find some other one later, thanks for the FYI tho.

[Liam]

Right click > Properties :rolleyes:

[DinnyHoon]

Or drag into a new tab...

[carocat]

Or drag into a new tab...
Ah, I didn't know that. Nice one. :)

[carocat]

http://craphound.com/images/funny_vancouver_sign.jpg
It's old, but still random and funny.

[DinnyHoon]

Almost as good as the driving range sign ^_^

[Pirate Balloon]

need a sign that says "americans go home"

[carocat]

http://www.adrants.com/images/mcd_obesity.jpg

[Bonzo]

How ironic...
Can't help but relize on the top of the advertising board has "Viacom" on it - the same company that ruined YouTube.

[carocat]

People on the net are saying it's the same model on both adverts. I can't really see it, but it's very ironic nevertheless.

[Bonzo]

Ha ha i didn't relize that, they look very similar indeed :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

sigh america

[carocat]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/430533525_83dd837fbd_o.jpg

[DayC]

And the spam thread is no longer funny.

[Liam]

I might not start posting again...

[Pirate Balloon]

it would be if you two posted in it

[Bonzo]

I might not start posting again...
Once you pop you just can't stop ;)

[Liam]

:eek: ...............

[DayC]

it would be if you two posted in it

Yeah maybe although the thought of some people on this site make me sick




*THROWS UP*

[Pirate Balloon]

ahah who WHO

[DayC]

ahah who WHO

You........and to a lesser extent Andy. :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

how come








btw eote is class

[Liam]

Did you get that text off gaskin, Day? :P

[DayC]

how come








btw eote is class

I know ^_^

[Liam]

naaaaaaaaaaaah lad

[Liam]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6140/hitdovewinipodfv7.gif

[Pirate Balloon]

haha catholics

[Gaskin]

haha noobs.

[Liam]

Nooooooooooooooooo

[Pirate Balloon]

liam have you seen the finished enemy of the estate? It's good.