Witty Quotes

[Enraged Wang 07]

I thought maybe some people on here could share their knowledge on quotes.

Such as.

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."



I only bring this up really as our school yearbooks are coming up, and i want to look cool and have the best imaginable quote.


Doesn't have to be related to anything, just clever and comical.


At the moment my favourite is this:

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

Or This:

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

[Pie In The Sky]

I like...

Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines.

[Razor]

"Your damned if you do, Your damned if you don't"

[quickshot89]

hacking is like sex, you go in and then you go out, and you hope you dont leave anything behind

it wasnt allowed in your yearbook :(

[Pirate Balloon]

"Horses dont grow on trees, so if you want a horse, dont plant a tree"

Actually, im gonna use that.

[IcemanLeigh]

"Your mum"

"Your face"

"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."

[Zyber]

"I'm not as think as you drunk i am!"

"You shouldn't judge someone until you've walked a mile in thier shoes. That way, when you do judge them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

Confucius sayings

"He who crosses ocean twice without washing, is dirty double crosser. "

"Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do"

[ScK ReVeNgE]

"He who crosses ocean twice without washing, is dirty double crosser. "


Thats very good :D

[Burning Toast]

"I see, said the blind man, that couldn't see at all"

"If somethings hard to do then it's not worth doing"

[Chet Webley]

"If somethings hard to do then it's not worth doing"

i think this one's part of teh comprehensive curriculum nowadays, isn't it? :rolleyes:

[Liam]

"DayC is a robot monkey"

[Pirate Balloon]

Hahahaha, consider that one stolen.

[Mazzy]

My moto is

Never give up, Never surrender.

from the great film galaxy quest. yeah yeah its gay, but what are ya gonna do.

[Pirate Balloon]

C &C's one is awesome "Surrender is not an option". I know thats not really witty at all, it's just badass.

[BIG D 04]

"If your still reading this in 20 Years Time, Your Moments away from Climbing a Clocktower with a Rifle"

"Life's too short, so why you reading this crap"

"So your the loner, who had no firends?"

"deleted ;)"

"If you think you can succed, then you are only fooling yourself.

"I always hoped you'd read this, YOU ****!"

"Remember we all have to die sometime, so best to get that out of the way first."

"Insert **** Whitty Quote Here"

"Remember what I told you, You are a **** and No one Liked you!"

[Mazzy]

"www.matchbox360.co.uk" :D

[Pirate Balloon]

Hahaha, oh god, that was at someone else, but their post got deleted :O

[Mazzy]

i know. dont worrie i didnt "infract " you for "punching me in the face"

[Pirate Balloon]

Mazzy is pretty sound if you ask me.

[Cackhandedchimp]

"*****, be cool!"

Sammy J from Pulpy F.

[Tugsy]

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

[Zyber]

"We have to believe in free will, we have no choice"

"I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean people aren't after me"

[Burning Toast]

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"Grow your own dope - plant a blonde"

"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

[Enraged Wang 07]

"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard"

Very good + True :P

[I KrAzYkInG I]

From the simpsons

"Mr Burns says I'm a great motivator; when I'm at work everyone has to work a lot harder"

[ScK RazoR]

“We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.”

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

"I don't take kindly to insults"
"Funny, with a face like yours, I'd have thought you'd be used to it by now."

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

"What's another word for thesaurus?"

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action

We are the people our parents warned us about.

The future isn't what it used to be.

and my personal favourite:-
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

[IcemanLeigh]

My favourite from those:

"The future isn't what it used to be."

"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."

Genius.