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Spindryer
14-12-2007, 06:03 PM
Of a rogue elf that is sending very bad letters to little boys and girls on behalf of Santa :O

Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.
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The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.

Dark
14-12-2007, 07:47 PM
Good work

Pirate Balloon
14-12-2007, 09:12 PM
They cant just publish an article like that and not show us the letters, c'mon

DinnyHoon
14-12-2007, 09:33 PM
Just look for the dwarf in a hat licking his lips.

DayC
14-12-2007, 10:09 PM
Danny I just walked past your house and you sitting at your macb00k licking your lips, lower.

Pirate Balloon
14-12-2007, 10:37 PM
What were you doing out at this time of night?

...D...Did it take 8 hours to get your hair cut D:

DayC
14-12-2007, 10:53 PM
What were you doing out at this time of night?

...D...Did it take 8 hours to get your hair cut D:

The hairdressers (both women) were begging for it, as was Danny. When I walked past his window. Which is on his roof. :|

DinnyHoon
15-12-2007, 12:07 AM
DAY GETS HIS HAIR CUT BY A GIRL!!! :p

What? That's my only comeback.

Pirate Balloon
15-12-2007, 06:52 PM
Did you leave her a ...tip dayc?