It's Thursday night and I'm pissed

[Renegade]

Right, here is the deal - I can type bloody well when I'm drunk, but I have to look at the kjeys when I do it instead of touch typoing, which is what i usually do but can't whewn I have had a few because the keys all feel the same.

I've been drinking. I'm relatively pissed. I'm not hammers, I've not fallen down any stairs and havn't passed out. I'm just getting a bit pissed, sitting in my room, watching Peep Show, and playing a Forza.

So here is the reason of the thread.

Everybody has THREE guesses as to why I'm getting pissed. It could be anything - the limit is your imaginatioon. The person who is closest gets a lovely place in my signature, and my respect for a bit. So get guessing, why is Reneagade having a few?

*ps: I'm on Absolut Vanillllllla Vodka, if anyone wondered.

[Pirate Balloon]

Because you have **** all else to do? Because it makes Peep Show funnier?

[Renegade]

Because you have **** all else to do? Because it makes Peep Show funnier?

Both true, but both not the reason for the pop.

[YUKIMURA300]

Because you like to drink and enjoy getting lost in the dpeths of drunkeness.

Yep I'm right.

[Pie In The Sky]

Because you got the booze for free
Because you're partner split up with you
Because you ****ing well feel like it

[Renegade]

Because you got the booze for free
Because you're partner split up with you
Because you ****ing well feel like it

Part one: True, but not the reason, just cohinkidink.
Part wo: Not true, she loves me more than life itself.
Part three: Again a good point, but cohinkidinkental.

It's a good reason, nothing sad! It's tough to guess, so here's a clue:

I live in a shared house.

[Pie In The Sky]

Well I've used up my 3 guesses, but I'm gonna continue anyways...

Because you want to cause damage to piss your landlord off.
Because your roomates are pissed and you feel left out
OR because your roommates have gone out and youre feeling lonely.

[Gaskin]

Because there's been a loss in your family.
Because your roomates have gone out and left their drink in your eyesight.
Because you might drive better on Forza.

[Renegade]

As I said guys, it's a GOOD reasoning!

Pie - part three was getting closer.

[Renegade]

Getting a bit sober now I've eaten. Drink sucks, it doesn't last long enough!

[Innes]

you've just came out that you're gay. and no one accepts it.

[Gaskin]

^^ Best answer.

[Mazzy]

Considering it was 6pm when you wrote that, id say your an alcoholic and its just another day for you ?

[Renegade]

Where are the good reasons, you bunch of miserists!

[quickshot89]

its thursday night, and its cheap night

well it is here at least :D

1.20ish for a pint, boyah

[Gaskin]

Tis also cheap night here! I'm off out tonight to get dog gone razzled myself. - Leigh.


And Renegade I think it's because you're trying to cover up you're secretly a woman (Flower Bag).

[Pirate Balloon]

Getting a bit sober now I've eaten. Drink sucks, it doesn't last long enough!I'd suggest something stronger, maybe white spirit? Meths?

[Colbzz]

1. Your Room-Mates Went Out, and left a present in the toilet
2. You Can't Paint good cars On Forza
3. You Don't Like Peep Show

[Zyber]

1. Your room mates are moving out leaving you will a rent you can't pay yourself?
2. Your room mates killed your beloved goldfish?
3. Your room mates slept with your Mrs?
4. One of your room mates died?
5. All of your room mates died?
6. You slept with one of your room mates and it turned out she's a he!
7. You walked into your living room to find your room mate naked and you were shocked and appalled? Again to find out she was a he.
8. Someone taped over your beloved porn with the Stanly cup 100 years of glory!
9. Some taped over you beloved Stanly cup 100 years of glory with porn!
10. Someone ate the last lolly pop and you'd bagsied it. Bagsied i say!

[Renegade]

'Can ANYONE understand the 'Im getting drunk for a GOOD reason' part???

I was getting pissed because all year long I've had a housemate who I can't stand, steals my stuff, annoys the crap out of me and is ungrateful. Last night he moved out! WOOOOO!

So yeah, there we go. You're all ****s ;)

[Pirate Balloon]

'm gona use my last guess and say that you're getting pissed because all year long you've had a housemate who you can't stand, steals your stuff, annoys the cra- aw ****.

Seeing as how you just sneaked that post in there while i was typing, i think i should get the prize yeah?

[Renegade]

OK, I'll give you credit (even though it was a blatant lie, you con job)

[Zyber]

I think i was closest. ;)

[Pirate Balloon]

Everybody gets a free high-5!

[Colbzz]

Hiyy Fiyve!

[jellybean]

well i'm glad for ya :p but it would have been better if you .... ya know just stabbed him or sumfin