A Club to Join

[Liam]

Bored of your every day average clubs?

LAPBFC
Post below if you would like free access to the exclusive Liam & Pirate Balloon Fan Club!

Privileges:
Get to chat with the real Liam & Pirate Balloon!
Free access to the spam thread!
The right to insult random members!
Free warning/infraction from a mod! (optional)
Free signature made on Microsoft Paint!
Welcome message for only an extra $0.00!
The right to argue with anyone and anything at any given time!
Free rectangular avatar!
Listen to the Chucklevision theme song!
Free Chucklevision wallpaper!
The right to write, *High Fives *!



Current Members:
Liam [I](Founder)- 11 infractions
Pirate Balloon (Badass- more than zcaliber)- 5 infractions
kHz Gaskin
Demon
DayC
The Meanmachine
Morgan90



People Not Welcome:
Retro
Carocat
quickshot89
kHz Corkin

Have a nice day :)

[Gaskin]

I'm disgusted that I'm not included in your group. Also that I'm not one of the leaders, I created who you are. I carry you in double team, jeez where does it stop. (Just kidding :p)

[Liam]

Would you like to join Gaskin!??! :eek:

[Gaskin]

I'm already in, I was the first god damn member before any of these hippies came along.

[Liam]

I have put your name in green so you look important :D

[Gaskin]

Sweet, now raise me above everyone except You and Pirate.. and Day.

[Liam]

I even moved you above Day!! :eek:

[Demon]

Move me above Day! :p

Either that or Mean :p :D

[Liam]

Done! :eek:

[Retro]

People Not Welcome:
-




Stick me in there please.

[DinnyHoon]

I'm not a fan, more of a supporter.

[Liam]

Supporters can join :|

[Pirate Balloon]

Whoa, what's that Dinny? You want my autograph?? Well, certainly!

*writes you out an autograph making sure everybody can see*

[DayC]

Why the **** am I below Demon and Gaskin?! I was your first supporter when you made the original thread!

[The Meanmachine]

Why am I at the bottom when I was the first to sign up?

[DayC]

Why am I at the bottom when I was the first to sign up?

Don't lie.:rolleyes:

[Liam]

The order makes no difference!!!! :D

[Morgan90]

Eye wil joyn ladz!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:eek::D:D:D: D:D:D:D

[Pirate Balloon]

Wheeey! *downs orange juice*

[Liam]

*Grabs glass and throws it at DayC*

Or was it in a carton?

[DayC]

*Grabs orange juice and throws it in Krazyking's face*

[Azure]

Pirate Balloon (Badass- more than zcaliber)- 5 infractions

When that is over 8 actual bans, one for over 3 months and a few failed permanent bans then you can add silly tags like that :)

[quickshot89]

id rather shoot myself than be in your group, please add me to not allowed list

[Pirate Balloon]

When that is over 8 actual bans, one for over 3 months and a few failed permanent bans then you can add silly tags like that :)Hhaha, im pretty sure it was a pisstake/irony or sarcasm type thing, mert.

[Mazzy]

What ! im welcome now ! jeez its only been a week and you have forgotten you hate me for some reason.

[carocat]

Mazzy, don't complain about it, be happy I suppose. :p I don't know how I'm meant to carry on living knowing that I'm not allowed in their exclusive club....

Ah well, never mind.

[Liam]

We accept bribes.

[Xg Corkin]

id rather shoot myself than be in your group, please add me to not allowed list

I second that,You get to actually speak to the real Pirate Ballon and liam :eek: , I might consider it NOT! :p

Your not even worthy enough to add me to the not allowed list. :)

[Liam]

*Adds to not allowed list*

[Xg Corkin]

*Adds to not allowed list*

Daggit, i really wanted to join your club. :(

[Liam]

*Doesn't give two shiny shits*

[Xg Corkin]

*Doesn't give two shiny shits*

Sarcasm you **** and when did shot become shiny???

[Liam]

Sarcasm you **** and when did shot become shiny???

In case you didn't guess (you obviously didn't) I was also being sarcastic :|

Have you never heard of turd polish? :eek:

[DayC]

a long time ago using this:

http://blatanttruth.org/turd-polish.gif

[Pirate Balloon]

Hshah the point is, even if **** WAS shiney he wouldnt give 2 of 'em.What ! im welcome now ! jeez its only been a week and you have forgotten you hate me for some reason.Holding grudges is lame.

[Xg Corkin]

In case you didn't guess (you obviously didn't) I was also being sarcastic :|

Does that mean you DO give a shiny ****! :)

[Razor]

Keep it civil before I destroy this "club".

[Xg Corkin]

Keep it civil before I destroy this "club".

Please destroy it :)

[Liam]

We are jokin Razorlyte! :eek: Calm down, calm down, its not worth it!

[Pirate Balloon]

*HOLDS CORKIN BACK*

[Xg Corkin]

*HOLDS CORKIN BACK*

lmao. *Punches his way past Pirate Ballon to liam, liam then starts running*

[DayC]

*Steps in and cracks corkin in the face, shakes fist and says "Yeah!"*

There should be a seperate thread for action tag stories like this lmao.

[Liam]

*running... a bath due to Corkin stepping in the shiny shits!* :eek:

[Xg Corkin]

This is getting boring so i lets you keep up the spamming and i'll go and actually play my 360. :)

[Liam]

Bye Corkin! :D

[DayC]

This is getting boring so i lets you keep up the spamming and i'll go and actually play my 360. :)

As oppose to pretending to play it?! :eek:

[zcaliber]

Who wants to join the Azure and Caliber fan club?????

Privileges:

Invincibility.
Ruggish and manly yet striking charming looks, complimented by beastly muscles, hence the next privilege
Herculean strength.
An unproportionally large penis, and ridiculously huge balls- so huge you don't need a chair.
Contacts within the association of real pirates and ninjas, also known as piranjas (because there is nothing more brutal than a pirate who is also a professional ninja.)
Instant brutality, anything you touch dies, and anything you do will inevitably lead to someone or something getting broken in the most brutal manner, for example the other day I flicked the end of a cigar (because i'm too old school for cigarettes) over my shoulder, which just so happened to hit a small girl in the face and burnt right through her skull, then when she was on the floor, still shaking from the immense pain, the meer cigar continued to cremate her body and burn a hole exactly 6 foot deep, where she was conveniantly buried and a small grave stone entitled "Caliber woz 'ere" was put in place by one of my minions.
Minions. Mainly japanese school girls. (But it doesn't matter if you're into fat chicks or grannies or ****ing umpa loompas, cause you're so disgustingly brutal you can have whatever you want.)
Invulnerability to any further bannings or infractions, since Jay is a top geezer and appreciates real legends when he sees them.


Current Members:
Caliber (realises infractions are generally recieved for spamming, and spamming is officially not badass)
Azure (realises infractions are generally recieved for spamming, and spamming is officially not badass)

People not welcome:
http://community.matchbox360.co.uk/memberlist.php

The essence of the Azure and Caliber fan club being, you're not allowed in. The best you can do is spectate and hope you don't get in the way.

[Liam]

Sounds crap :)

[Gaskin]

I already have all those things, so I guess I'm a current member.

[Liam]

But you (along with azure and zczliber themselves) are on the people not welcome list! :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

I'm gonna be straight up with ya here.

I'll have to leave this club then, because i would like to be in a club with Azure and zcalibre. Although that will proberbly never happen, i can still live in hope.

[Liam]

I'm gonna be straight up with ya here.

I'll have to leave this club then, because i would like to be in a club with Azure and zcalibre. Although that will proberbly never happen, i can still live in hope.

How sad...

[DayC]

I'm gonna be straight up with ya here.

I'll have to leave this club then, because i would like to be in a club with Azure and zcalibre. Although that will proberbly never happen, i can still live in hope.

wow traitor.

[Liam]

Might have to change this to the Liam & DayC fanclub :|

[DayC]

Yep sounds good, Pirate Balloon is now officially in a pickle.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

well no ones gonna join if its a DayC fanclub

*shakes head in disappointment*

[Pirate Balloon]

Haha c'mon, do you not remember this picture?

http://imagecloset.com/uimages/bfi1170025023l.JPG


The thread it's from has some of the funniest **** ever.

[Liam]

Pirate Balloon is no longer cool.

[Razor]

:eek: He was cool ?

[Liam]

He used to be...

[DinnyHoon]

Privileges:

A 2 digit IQ.
The ability to get rid of elephant-man-style charm.
Strength of some sort.
A penis (threw this in because I too want to pee standing up - caliber)
Contacts within the association of real pirates and ninjas, also known as piranjas (because there is nothing more brutal than a pirate who is also a professional ninja.)
Instant brutality, anything you touch dies, and anything you do will inevitably lead to someone or something getting raped in the most brutal manner, for example the other day I flicked the end of a stick (because i'm too old school for cigarettes) over my shoulder, which just so happened to hit a small girl in the face and burnt right through her skull, and then when she was on the floor, still shaking from the immense pain, I took her back to my place for some good times, and buried her in a hole exactly 6 foot deep, and the gravestone read "Caliber wos ere."
A face girls won't throw up on.
Minions. Mainly japanese school boys. (But it doesn't matter if you're into fat chicks or grannies or ****ing umpa loompas, cause you're such a disgusting child rapist that you can have whatever you want.)
A pair of testicles, because I really need 'em.
Invulnerability to any further bannings or infractions, since Jay is a top geezer and appreciates real legends when he sees them.



Wow caliber, you could really upgrade yourself by signing up to this. Isn't this what you've always wanted?

[Pirate Balloon]

Yeah, Danny, that proberbly would of worked if he hadn't of, y'know, wroteCurrent Members:
Caliber

[Liam]

Yeah, Danny, that proberbly would of worked if he hadn't of, y'know, wrote

Shouldn't that be, "probably would have worked"? :)

[Mazzy]

Who wants to join the Azure and Caliber fan club?????

Privileges:

Invincibility.
Ruggish and manly yet striking charming looks, complimented by beastly muscles, hence the next privilege
Herculean strength.
An unproportionally large penis, and ridiculously huge balls- so huge you don't need a chair.
Contacts within the association of real pirates and ninjas, also known as piranjas (because there is nothing more brutal than a pirate who is also a professional ninja.)
Instant brutality, anything you touch dies, and anything you do will inevitably lead to someone or something getting broken in the most brutal manner, for example the other day I flicked the end of a cigar (because i'm too old school for cigarettes) over my shoulder, which just so happened to hit a small girl in the face and burnt right through her skull, then when she was on the floor, still shaking from the immense pain, the meer cigar continued to cremate her body and burn a hole exactly 6 foot deep, where she was conveniantly buried and a small grave stone entitled "Caliber woz 'ere" was put in place by one of my minions.
Minions. Mainly japanese school girls. (But it doesn't matter if you're into fat chicks or grannies or ****ing umpa loompas, cause you're so disgustingly brutal you can have whatever you want.)
Invulnerability to any further bannings or infractions, since Jay is a top geezer and appreciates real legends when he sees them.


Current Members:
Caliber (realises infractions are generally recieved for spamming, and spamming is officially not badass)
Azure (realises infractions are generally recieved for spamming, and spamming is officially not badass)

People not welcome:
http://community.matchbox360.co.uk/memberlist.php

The essence of the Azure and Caliber fan club being, you're not allowed in. The best you can do is spectate and hope you don't get in the way.


Did anyone else find this insanely funny ? apart from the whole god complex, you just gota love it !

[ScK ReVeNgE]

insanely funny? No
quite funny? yes

[Liam]

Insanely funny? No
Quite funny? No
Funny at all? No

[ScK ReVeNgE]

Insanely funny? No
Quite funny? No
Funny at all? No

you're only saying that cause his rules are better than your rules :eek:

[Liam]

Mine aren't rules. And also what beats chucklevision in there?

[DayC]

you're only sayng that cause his rules are better than your rules :eek:

Not really.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

Yes really GayC

[DayC]

oooh arn't you hard changing my name so it says Gay.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

oooh arn't you hard changing my name so it says Gay.

Yes :eek:

[DinnyHoon]

Yeah, I normally change his name to DayC-The-Child-Lover if I want to make a pun.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

i'll keep that in mind

[Pirate Balloon]

Yes really GayC"you're really GayC" might also have worked here.



But dont say that cos DayC is cool, aight.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

in relation to calling DayC, GayC watch from 5:14 to 5:28 of this video and thats how I feel ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilqI5Ll12kM

[Azure]

Just to inform the masses it is technically possible to enter the Azure and Caliber club, if you think you are brutal enough then send an e-mail to either one of us, no need to write anything on it we can assess one's brutality just from that.

Shortlisters over the years but who were unfortunately unsuccessful are as follows:

http://www.freespiritactivewear.com/Images/brucelee.jpg

Bruce Lee.

http://prestwidge.com/images/captainsirhenrymorgan.gif

Captain Henry Morgan

http://indigo.ie/~skibyrne/iai.jpg

Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/aides_scorpion_0.jpg

Some brutal guy.

http://www.shrubbloggers.com/palehorse.jpg

Death.

So if you are more brutal than any of these guys then get in contact, hordes of Japanese school girls await.

[ScK ReVeNgE]

I'll bet Chuck Norris would get in if he applied!

[Azure]

Anything born in America is automatically disqualified.

[Pirate Balloon]

Hahaha yeah, Chuck Norris? Pfft. Give us Michael Caine anyday.

[DayC]

But dont say that cos DayC is cool, aight.

Thats the best thing you've said since you left your own fan club :cool:

[quickshot89]

Anything born in America is automatically disqualified.

thats gaskin gone then

[Azure]

Oh, being born in America is the least of his failings, he would have to leave his clan and repent for about 1000 years before the issue of his country of birth would come into it.

[Colbzz]

i'll join! <3 chucklevision <3 --- 1 infraction

[Pirate Balloon]

Too late mate, this bandwagon left a loooooong time ago.

[Demon]

And his sig is still too big. :p

[Colbzz]

shhhh :p

dont tell no one

[Pirate Balloon]

Transparency? That old one eh?