Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

[IcemanLeigh]

If you have ever watched soccer saturday (sky sports football updates) then you will know its absolute brilliance. Best way to spice it up a bit is to play the Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday drinking game. There have been hundreds of different rule variations across the internet, but as far as I am concerned these are the best ones..

*Will update if i find more great rules to add*

- WHEN A GOAL IS SCORED Drink one shot of beer (Can be adapted to whenever a team scores three if you dont want to end up too wasted..)

- EVERY SENDING OFF One shot of strong lager

- WHENEVER CHRIS KAMARA APPEARS You must be drinking

- IF PAUL MERSON USES STUPID RHYMING SLANG (I.E "HE'S HIT THE BEANS ON TOAST!") One shot of strong lager

- WHENEVER PHIL THOMPSON SAYS "STEVIE GERRARD" Three shots of beer

- EVERYTIME A TEAM SCORES AND JEFF SAYS "THERE'S BEEN A GOAL AT... BUT WHICH WAY HAS IT GONE?" Everyone must guess which team has scored, everyone who gets it wrong must drink two shots of beer. Non guesses must also drink.

- WHEN YOUR TEAM SCORE Two extra shots of beer

- WHENEVER JEFF SAYS "THEY'LL BE DANCING IN THE STREETS OF..." One shot of spirit

- WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN A "GOAL OF THE SEASON CONTENDER" One shot of strong lager

- WHENEVER JEFF SAYS - "IT'S DOOM AND GLOOM AT.." One shot of spirit

- EVERYTIME ROBBIE SAVAGE IS MENTIONED OR SEEN ON THE VIDEPRINTER Everyone must shout "****." Last person to do so must drink three shots of beer

- WHEN A PUNDIT SHOUTS OFF CAMERA Two shots of beer

- WHENEVER JEFF SAYS "THERE'S NO QUESTION" One shot of spirit

- EVERYTIME BRIGHTON & HOVE OR DAGENHAM & REDBRIDGE ARE JOKINGLY REFERRED TO AS TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS PLAYING THE SAME OPPOSITION One shot of strong lager

- WHENEVER CHRIS KAMARA SAYS "UNBELIEVEABLE" All drinks must be downed

[Hursti]

OMG, you'd be like wasted in 10 mins lol...Love the idea of the game though :)

[DinnyHoon]

Haha, brilliant game! I would die of liver failure after a very short amount of time though. Especially due to this:

'- WHENEVER CHRIS KAMARA SAYS "UNBELIEVEABLE" All drinks must be downed'

[Cackhandedchimp]

LOL Soccer Saturday is so good and everyone loves Uncle Jeff, this game sounds like so much fun to play!

[Dark]

ben man we need to play that with some people some time.

you up for it?

[Cackhandedchimp]

Yes. Yes I am.

[Dark]

Ok I'm doing this next Saterday.
You better play If you come though

[Gaskin]

I did it with a few friends, although we thought whenever a team scores was a bit too far so it was when a certain team scored.

I chose Bristol City and we won 3-1. Sweet lol. Was a laugh and a half.

[Cackhandedchimp]

Ok I'm doing this next Saterday.
You better play If you come though

I'll play to a point but if I actually followed the rules properly I'd be sick all over your nice new lounge.

[Enraged Wang 07]

^^^ Frigin Light Weight jeez.

[Dark]

Lol dont worry ben we will change it to something like whenever a team scores 3 or something instead of every goal.

Also we are changing Savage to Bellamy (Robbie broke his leg poor boy) and if Tevez is mentioned everyone has to shout "Ugly" or "Caveman" last to do so drinks.

[Enraged Wang 07]

nearly a year on and i think one needs to be added, whenever Matt le Tissier shouts off camera "ITS A GOAL!!" you should all have a shot of spirit.

[jodahunter]

One more.

Whenever the camera cuts to phil thompson looking shocked because liverpool have just gone a goal down everyone should shout "****ING GET IN!" and then down their drink.