Happy Birthday to...

[zcaliber]

me. All fall in lads, single file, proceed to bow 5 times consecutively followed by feet kissing, and presents. Blowjobs also accepted, except from cat (it's not edible).

[carocat]

What? You want presents? Hahahahahaha....

Happy Birthday. :)

[Tugsy]

Happy Birthday you shitbag.

[KONSPIRACY]

Fire one up lady boy! Happy bday mate :D

[Azure]

Happy Birthday I hope you get many naked virgin size "0" girls at your doorstep begging for Caliber.

[Pie In The Sky]

Have a gud'n man.

[Pirate Balloon]

http://www.wivk.com/_data/images/Birthday_Hat2.jpg

If i was old enough i'd buy you a beer n' ****, so i got you some shandy. Hardcore.

[Liam]

Happy Birthday Z

http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/sdickens121382/th_thqx8lcn.jpg

[Pirate Balloon]

Blowjobs also accepted, except from cat (it's not edible).Hhaahaha, harsh.

[Gaskin]

*Starts to unzip Caliber's jeans*

[Liam]

*Starts to unzip Caliber's jeans*

*Advises Gaskin not to continue* I heard there was a trouser maggot hiding in there :|

Also i heard that it was this big |<---->|

*My reliable source was phil :eek:

[Pirate Balloon]

DayC actually told me the exact dimensions, moistness, texture and girth of it. He even offered to draw me a diagram, which i politly refused, of course. He did however, he insist he told me that "it's all about the girth, my friend, all about the girth..."


true story

[zcaliber]

http://imagecloset.net/uimages/opt1171998108s.JPG


Just a simple comparison chart to put things in perspective. You might notice that although only slightly, my penis is actually bigger than the sun

[Pirate Balloon]

Skyscrapers are usually slighly taller than 3 buses. Not to mention the sun only being as wide as 2 skyscrapers? Sorry son looks like your proportions are all wrong!

[zcaliber]

Oh.. really.. how stupid of me. What you gonna tell me next, my penis isn't bigger than the sun?

[Pirate Balloon]

I wasn't being serious, hence the use of the !

[zcaliber]

Neither was I fella, I'd use a smilie or something to express that but they look complete shite. as a general rule, I'm joking.
Now, a serious question- How did it take me 19 years to realise my birthday is the same as pancake day?

edit: Although I don't care which of you *****es get round to saying happy birthday to me, this machine does run on props, so cheers

[Pirate Balloon]

http://www.wivk.com/_data/images/Birthday_Hat2.jpg
Hope you get lots of beer, a stack o' free money and laid.

[IcemanLeigh]

Heres a serious question for you. Were you being serious about not realising your birthday was on pancake day? Because Pancake day is traditionally known as shrove tuesday and Shrove Tuesday always falls 47 days before to Easter Sunday, so the date varies from year to year and falls between February 3 and March 9.

Hense the reason you did not realise that your birthday was the same day as pancake day is because it isnt always..

Anyway. Happy Birthday Caliber. Hope youve had a good one.

[Pirate Balloon]

Nah, he ment... it took him 19 years to realise... that his 19th birthday would be on pancake day, obviously.

[zcaliber]

Yeah I was being serious, I suspected something gay like that tho, thanks for clearing things up

[IcemanLeigh]

Thats alright, glad i can help you.

I cant believe that i forgot it was pancake day though..

[zcaliber]

yea c'mon man. I'm self centered enough to make my own birthday thread

[carocat]

Yeah, one thread is enough. I've merged them.